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ALL RIGHT. NOW THAT WE HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED IN THIS LITTLE BACKWATER TOWN
THERE'S SOME BUSINESS TO DISCUSS.
IN OTHER WORDS, I HAVE SOME EGGS THAT ARE FOR SALE.
IN THE PAST, THIS HAS BEEN FOR FREE.
HOWEVER, BECAUSE OF *REASONS* THIS TIME I CAN'T REALLY AFFORD TO DO THAT.
WE HAVE SHINX, AXEW, BAGON, PURRLOIN, TWO DIFFERENT SETS OF SWABLU EGGS, LAPRAS, FEEBAS, BLITZLE, GASTLY, RALTZ, GROWLITHE, POOCHYENA, AND DRATINI.
MAKE AN INQUIRY ABOUT ONE AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I CAN AND THE PRICE THAT I WILL BE CHARGING.
SOME OF THESE SHITTY BEASTS ARE GOING TO BE A LITTLE COSTLY.
WHAT CAN I SAY? YOU CAN'T GET NEW BATTLEMATES WITH A FUCK TON OF MOVES AND NOT EXPECT TO PAY A *LITTLE* BIT FOR IT, RIGHT.
RIGHT
ANYWAY, THAT'S WHAT WE GOT.
UNFORTUNATELY, IF YOU'RE IN JOHTO, I CAN ONLY SEND THEM TO YOUR PC.
IF YOU'RE IN KANTO, I CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION IF NO ONE IS ADVERSE TO HAVING A GIANT BAT DELIVER.
YEAH, I THINK THAT'S ALL I GOT.

(( ooc: there are still some left ))

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[Rotating eggs while waiting for people to make their 'orders'? Yeah. The same set up is being done with a pile of blankets and the eggs being rotated through a circle. At least he has a Growlithe on standby for when he's done rotating them, and will only have to do it every few hours.. hopefully, most will be sold by then.]

What a mother hen...

[Snuffs and with the last of the eggs moved, Vanitas stands up and lets his pokemon up to carefully settle with them.] Just making sure they don't go cold.

You said that last time too.

[ all the while he's putting grocery stuffs away. 8V ]

So? It needs to be done every time.

[Going to wander over and check out what was bought from the store today...]

'Puurloin'? Really?

[ it's just the basic stuff, Vani. milk. eggs. bread. meat and cheese for sammiches. ]

We have two fire types. I think it'll be fine.

Yes, really. It will evolve into a Leipard.

[Good, it's all good stuff. Needs pancake mix but that will come at another time. Snorts and puffs a breath, almost downright pouting.] I like considering myself part of their lives even after they leave. At least doing that makes it feel like I did something.

...Right.

So how do you always have so many eggs?

I have around 30 beasts. Vanitas has at least a dozen. Do the math.

[ brb staring at you Vanitas. do you realize how SOFT that sounded? ]

[The stare makes him uncomfortable enough to shove his hands in his pockets, awkwardly standing there.] What?

So they just...what...all the time?

They're only really capable of having eggs once a month.

[ at least it's with fully red eyes now. ]

What a fucking dork.

[Frowns and stands straighter, but he's moving around the counter to stand with Karkat and lean down, headbutting his shoulder lightly.] Spit it out if you have something to say about what I said that isn't just calling me a dork.

What about the Feebas egg?

A thousand. Normally it'd be less, but this thing will actually have some moves that a normal Feebas wouldn't.

Ah... right.

[ Clearly it's time for Riku to swoop in and whatnot because, well. ]

I'd love to help, really. But I'm trying to save up myself right now, otherwise I would. I'm sorry.

Don't apologize. It's an offer, not a blood oath.

[ in return... Vanitas just gets some hair ruffles.

yeap. that's it. ]

Thanks for understanding, then. The timing's just kind of bad, you know? I'll make it up to you somehow, though.

[Grumbles, but he relaxes a bit and pulls his hands out of his pockets. If only to turn his head and gently thunk skull to skull, arms curling around in a loose hug.] It's not weird to think that way. Right?

You're asking a guy that has no natural nurturing instinct. Fuck if I know if it's normal for a human.

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