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Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] usedshooshpap) wrote2012-09-13 02:54 pm

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ALL RIGHT. NOW THAT WE HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED IN THIS LITTLE BACKWATER TOWN
THERE'S SOME BUSINESS TO DISCUSS.
IN OTHER WORDS, I HAVE SOME EGGS THAT ARE FOR SALE.
IN THE PAST, THIS HAS BEEN FOR FREE.
HOWEVER, BECAUSE OF *REASONS* THIS TIME I CAN'T REALLY AFFORD TO DO THAT.
WE HAVE SHINX, AXEW, BAGON, PURRLOIN, TWO DIFFERENT SETS OF SWABLU EGGS, LAPRAS, FEEBAS, BLITZLE, GASTLY, RALTZ, GROWLITHE, POOCHYENA, AND DRATINI.
MAKE AN INQUIRY ABOUT ONE AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I CAN AND THE PRICE THAT I WILL BE CHARGING.
SOME OF THESE SHITTY BEASTS ARE GOING TO BE A LITTLE COSTLY.
WHAT CAN I SAY? YOU CAN'T GET NEW BATTLEMATES WITH A FUCK TON OF MOVES AND NOT EXPECT TO PAY A *LITTLE* BIT FOR IT, RIGHT.
RIGHT
ANYWAY, THAT'S WHAT WE GOT.
UNFORTUNATELY, IF YOU'RE IN JOHTO, I CAN ONLY SEND THEM TO YOUR PC.
IF YOU'RE IN KANTO, I CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION IF NO ONE IS ADVERSE TO HAVING A GIANT BAT DELIVER.
YEAH, I THINK THAT'S ALL I GOT.


(( ooc:
there are still some left ))
punchandkiss: (So as you can see...)

[video]

[personal profile] punchandkiss 2012-09-13 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...Right.

So how do you always have so many eggs?
punchandkiss: (Oh man that's nasty.)

[video]

[personal profile] punchandkiss 2012-09-13 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
So they just...what...all the time?
punchandkiss: (Oh crap!)

[video]

[personal profile] punchandkiss 2012-09-14 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

So it's just once a month they...

Huh.

I wonder if I need to worry about mine.
punchandkiss: (So as you can see...)

Re: [video]

[personal profile] punchandkiss 2012-09-14 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Any idea how old is...uh...old enough?

[Man this is weird.]
punchandkiss: (Drag drag drag.)

[video]

[personal profile] punchandkiss 2012-09-14 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh good. I don't think I want to have that to worry about yet.
punchandkiss: (Astrid Does Not Approve.)

Re: [video]

[personal profile] punchandkiss 2012-09-14 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
...Which is why you have all those eggs.
punchandkiss: (Hmmm?)

[personal profile] punchandkiss 2012-09-20 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

I. Yeah. I guess. He didn't even come back in the right place.

[Trust Hiccup to screw it up somehow.]
punchandkiss: (Crazy eyes!)

[personal profile] punchandkiss 2012-09-23 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
That's not what anyone told me.

[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-09-23 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It didn't occur to me to bring it up.