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ALL RIGHT. NOW THAT WE HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED IN THIS LITTLE BACKWATER TOWN
THERE'S SOME BUSINESS TO DISCUSS.
IN OTHER WORDS, I HAVE SOME EGGS THAT ARE FOR SALE.
IN THE PAST, THIS HAS BEEN FOR FREE.
HOWEVER, BECAUSE OF *REASONS* THIS TIME I CAN'T REALLY AFFORD TO DO THAT.
WE HAVE SHINX, AXEW, BAGON, PURRLOIN, TWO DIFFERENT SETS OF SWABLU EGGS, LAPRAS, FEEBAS, BLITZLE, GASTLY, RALTZ, GROWLITHE, POOCHYENA, AND DRATINI.
MAKE AN INQUIRY ABOUT ONE AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I CAN AND THE PRICE THAT I WILL BE CHARGING.
SOME OF THESE SHITTY BEASTS ARE GOING TO BE A LITTLE COSTLY.
WHAT CAN I SAY? YOU CAN'T GET NEW BATTLEMATES WITH A FUCK TON OF MOVES AND NOT EXPECT TO PAY A *LITTLE* BIT FOR IT, RIGHT.
RIGHT
ANYWAY, THAT'S WHAT WE GOT.
UNFORTUNATELY, IF YOU'RE IN JOHTO, I CAN ONLY SEND THEM TO YOUR PC.
IF YOU'RE IN KANTO, I CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION IF NO ONE IS ADVERSE TO HAVING A GIANT BAT DELIVER.
YEAH, I THINK THAT'S ALL I GOT.

(( ooc: there are still some left ))

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[Frowns and stands straighter, but he's moving around the counter to stand with Karkat and lean down, headbutting his shoulder lightly.] Spit it out if you have something to say about what I said that isn't just calling me a dork.

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[ in return... Vanitas just gets some hair ruffles.

yeap. that's it. ]

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[Grumbles, but he relaxes a bit and pulls his hands out of his pockets. If only to turn his head and gently thunk skull to skull, arms curling around in a loose hug.] It's not weird to think that way. Right?

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[usedshooshpap]

You're asking a guy that has no natural nurturing instinct. Fuck if I know if it's normal for a human.

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[Grunts, but he doesn't press the question. Just going to stay settled like this, chin settling on Karkat's shoulder.]

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[ nose pinch ]

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[Frowns and reaches to pull his hand off his nose.]

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[ nope! not letting gooooo ]

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[Crinkles his nose and struggles a little.. with no success, he drops his hands down and tickles Karkat's sides.]

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[ slaps at! ]

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[Catches that hand and snerks, working his other hand at his side still. TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE]

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[ SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH ]

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[shadowdive]

[NO ESCAPE, NO HESITATION]

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[ omgggggg.

grabbing with one hand to pull the other in and -

licks. messy messy slobber lick. ]

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[fgjksdjksdhf what is with the slobbery lick? Vanitas is laughing still and while the lick is weird, he just ignores it and keeps tickling, snorting and leaning to SLOBBER RIGHT BACK. NOW WHAT? YOUR SLOBBERING TONGUE WON'T SAVE YOU.]

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Fucking gross!

[ shoves away. might have been his idea but bluuuuhhhhhhh ]

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[Laughing, he'll quit with the licking and instead just lean down and heft Karkat up and over his shoulder, carrying him out to the couch and flopping him down on it. And he'll go right back to tickling.]

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[ oh hell no. he's gonna abscond. ]

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[shadowdive]

[So not letting him. Yup, have a Vani weight sitting on you, hands darting on from sides to armpits.]

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[usedshooshpap]

[ you asked for it. Karkat whistles and who comes to his rescue.

sure is Will. picking Vani up. ]

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[shadowdive]

[Downright pouts when he's picked right up and away.]

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[usedshooshpap]

Oh please. Stop your fussing.

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[Snorts and crosses his arms, wiggling a little to bet set back on his feet.] You're the one who doesn't feel like playing.

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Oh no. I'm the one who doesn't feel like being tickled. There's a vast difference.

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[shadowdive]

[Rolls his eyes.]