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Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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[Noooooooooot coming inside.]

Well maybe you should have considered that before you opened your big mouth!

[Now he's going to WORRY, you asshole.]

It's just... Quadrant related.

[ VANITAS! ]

[No.]

[Sollux rolls onto his back, suddenly bitter.] Oh yeah, I see it now. You wouldn't want to ask for quadrant advice from Sollux Kills-Every-Heart-He-Touches Captor. God no. That would be terrible.

[ Karkat sits up at that, brow raised. ]

What? That's not it. Out of all of us, you're the only bulgesucker that's actually had working quadrants. But fuck if I wanted you laughing at me over this because it's... Unconventional.

Oh come on Kar. Maybe I wwas implyin' somethin' but so wwere you. Wwhat's up wwith you it used to be that wwe'd go through this banter back and forth all the time and you'd nevver disconnect from me, so wwhy noww?

Yeah, until they all died!

...Unconventional? What's that supposed to mean?

Neither of which was your fault?

[ forget about his issue at the moment. he needs to deal with this one of Sollux's. ]

I'm not implying shit. I tell you upfront. You're being a selfish wiggler that isn't learning anything from the mistakes of his past. Frankly, insisting on dealing with your problems in the same manner that got you fucking killed the first time is just a stroke of insanity.

This time? I don't want to get involved. I can't help you if you aren't willing to actually change and let me.

I was directly responsible for at least one.

It was your powers, but it wasn't your will. I don't think that counts.

You're idiot friend got the yellin' he deservved and it's not like I'vve travvelled ovver there to knock some manners into him evven if I thought about it, wwhich actually showws quite a bit of fuckin' restraint if you ask me.

[And he mostly left Sollux alone even though he still thinks that stupid lowblooded twit is responsible for a lot of the bad things that happened with him.

So he thought he actually had been improving, but obviously not.

Which means that this is obviously going to go nowhere.]

And that right there is wwhat I meant, 'cause it almost sounds as if you don't expect me to change anywway.

It does count. If I wasn't there she would have been perfectly fine.

Wow, that's not what I fucking meant and you know it. Open your ears, Ampora. I told you that you weren't wrong for being fucking offended! It's just you're not helping change anyone's mind about you by screaming and acting like anything we say is going out one ear and out the goddamn other one!

You're not a troll. Not a sea dweller. This isn't Alternia. We play by human rules now.

That's not true and you know it. If you weren't being used, then someone else would have been.

I'm only gonna be civvil if people are to me, and seein' as I'm not the one that has brought up arguments today I don't think I'm the one you need to be havvin' this convversation wwith.

[...]

But it's hard, Kar.
Especially dealin' wwith people like Vvanitas wwho I don't evven knoww but havve already decided I'm not wworth anybody's time to begin wwith.

[UGH, LOGIC.]

...What's happening with the quadrants?

You're not the only one I'm going to be chewing out so stuff it.

I know it's hard and you can't blame Vanitas for this shit. He's spent most of his three sweeps not knowing what friends or, hell, even emotions are. He's learning no different than you so don't play the fucking victim.

I wwasn't playin' a vvictim here I wwas just statin' the facts.

Anywway nevver mind on the egg thing since its obvviously gonna cause trouble and wwe're going to the breedin' center place anywway once wwe get there.

Going to defy logic now, aren't you?

[ snorts, but whatever. he'll respect that this time. ]

Besides the fact that I can't seem to really want someone in just one of them like some desperate fool?

Oh fuck him. That's half my decision. I'll send you one if I damn well feel like it.

Okay, but I'm only collecting water types noww.

I'm teaching by example. You're gonna ask from advice from me, something will go terribly wrong, and then you'll figure out that my advice is always worth shit. It's perfectly logical.

[Pause.]

...Don't humans only have one quadrant?

Edited 2012-07-26 20:49 (UTC)

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