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[usedshooshpap]

Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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[usedshooshpap]

..You don't need to go that far. I'm fine.

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[roemance]

Wwell it's nice to see you havve so much faith in me Kar. For youre information, not only havve I actually met people here that havve been nice but I'm actually gonna be travvellin' wwith one too.

[So take that 8D]

[shadowdive]

[Nope, not listening, gonna gently press a finger against his nose and tap a small path along to make sure it's not broken.] Let me just check.

[usedshooshpap]

I just hit the floor a little hard, fuck. I don't need a probe or some shit.

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[usedshooshpap]

Who?

[shadowdive]

Quit whining. [The cartilage feels alright, enough that he can pull his hand away and stop touching. Looking down at the remains of his shirt then, Vanitas frowns a little, but shrugs it up and starts peeling it off. No sense keeping it now that it's torn.

There's a big red mark still on his stomach from where he was punched, hints of purple in the center proving that it's going to bruise.]

I don't think it's broken, at least.

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[roemance]

She's really nice and she doesn't automatically think of me as a failure or no good, I'll tell you that much.

[usedshooshpap]

[ huffs just a little. Karkat turns his head away once the inspection is over. shirtless... dammit, Vanitas. have some modesty. ]

Of course it isn't.

[shadowdive]

[We're both guys, what's the problem? You just like my abs, is that it? Getting up and rolling the bloody piece of fabric into the shirt, he offers his other hand then.] Whatever, gripe if you want, I'd have felt worse if it was.

[usedshooshpap]

I know that already.

[shadowdive]

[He still offers his hand.] Come here and get up then.

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[usedshooshpap]

Just what are you implying by that, Ampora.

[usedshooshpap]

[ huffs but reaches out to snatch that hand. ]

[shadowdive]

[Grips firmly and pulls him up to his feet. Not sure if he wants to let go right away though..]

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[iownahoofbeast]

That sounds like a rather exorbitant amount of eggs.

[Unless that's actually really small for Pokemon. Still a newbie, after all.]

I could take one of them, if they are such a burden to you.

[usedshooshpap]

[ Karkat's not really sure either. so he'll stand there awkwardly. ]

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[fairycircle]

That may be a good thing. People with the stronger powers seem to be the most sick..

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

Since there's no longer a lingering threat of you breaking them... Sure. Take one.

[shadowdive]

[This is a "moment", isn't it? He still hasn't let go. Letting his eyes rest on their joined hands, Vanitas quietly thought. It took a few minutes before he spoke, and his voice was quiet.]

What does it mean to have a crush on someone? What are the feelings that are supposed to go with that?

[usedshooshpap]

[ and Karkat can't hide the slight look of mortification and embarrassment that now encases his features. why, out of all things, does Vanitas ask this? ask now? ask him!? ]

DON'T YOU HAVE ANYONE ELSE YOU CAN ASK!?

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[viiru2alert]

We are motherfucking hoofbeasts and rainbows compared to that guy.

[shadowdive]

No. [Beato and Ventus are both too derpy. Rikku... could be an option, if Karkat doesn't tell him. Noting the look, he keeps his eyes on his friend.]

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[usedshooshpap]

Then you can bother not talking to him.

[usedshooshpap]

[ maybe trying to tug his hand away now. oh god the embarrassment and the awkward. HE CAN'T BE THE ONE TO EXPLAIN THIS. NOT RIGHT NOW. ]

Ask Rose! I'm no fucking expert on HUMAN romance!

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[viiru2alert]

As soon as he stops being so pan-bendingly retarded that I can stand to let him run his flap without feeling like I've just committed a major sin against the rest of us.