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Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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[ Karkat's had his good deed for the day. quota's filled. now he just keeps chattering away on his Gear. ]

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[Eventually, he gives up and shifts to settle down and re-curl his arms again, making himself comfortable.]

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[Astrid blinks.]

That's a bug?

[She was thinking more...many many legs. And mandibles. And bitey bits.]

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Wait. You wanted to see a bug? I thought you meant dragon... Goddamn -

[ he shifts around. soon a Joltik can be seen. in Karkat's hand. ]

This is a bug. Not the bug I was talking about, but definitely a bug.

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[punchandkiss]

[She wasn't even sure she believed that was a dragon, either, but still. At least this bug is a bit more...buglike.]

...He's kind of furry.

[She wasn't expecting that, either. She's not expecting any of this, frankly.]

Doesn't he...bite or anything?

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Not really. He weaves electric webs though.

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Totally like a puppy.

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Am not. [Grunts and curls his arms uncomfortably tight.]

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OUch?

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What happened last week? Effects?

[Her fist slaps into her hand with a 'piff' sound.] Oh, like that guy who's sneezing snow? Has that been going on for a long time now?

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[punchandkiss]

Electric webs.

[Well, she has no idea what that means, but again she'll fake it.]

I'm really going to have to get used to everything here being...pokemon. [At least she's not stumbling over the word anymore.]

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Shut up. [Relaxes his arms, but sets his chin down on his shoulder and digs it in. Punishment for calling him a puppy.]

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[ swats at a little. ]

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[Threateningly wiggles fingers at his sides.]

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Oh no. No no and fuck you if you even start that shit.

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I know the feeling. We had beasts on my planet, but nothing like this.

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Have you been living under a fucking rock?

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[He can't help but crack a smile, wiggling his fingers again.] You're the one who headlock and noogied me.

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[punchandkiss]

We had dragons. And normal stuff like...sheep and bears and chickens.

Nothing like this.

video; god I am so sorry

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... I was lost in the woods.

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Out of genuine friendship and minor affection!

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...

Ah huh. Because even if you did have them they don't work now, do they?

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We had dragons too, but eh...

Fuck, just get used to it.

[shadowdive]

[Threatens with his fingers again, but he's blinking at the words.]

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[punchandkiss]

I will. [She's determined. Either go home, or figure this all out.] But wow long does that take, though?

[At least she sounds amused.]