024 ♋ Voice

[usedshooshpap]

I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, VANITAS! THAT WAS A DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING TRICK AND YOU BETTER BE READY TO PAY SOME FORM OF RESTITUTION FOR YOUR CRIMES! AND DON'T THINK THAT FOR A MINUTE YOU'RE GETTING OFF EITHER, SOLLUX MOTHERFUCKING CAPTOR! YOU ARE ALSO BEING HELD RESPONSIBLE!

[ then he coughs from the shouting and groans. ]

As if this week couldn't even get remotely worse at this point. You know... Every time I think 'hey, looks like life is finally giving me a decent deal,' I get fucked over in some way. Just throw me down on a table, Life. Have it your way because every turn I make, that's just what you're going to do anyway!

[ huff puff huff puff ]

Is it so fucking wrong to ask for one thing to go right? Just one?

[ Private to Rose ]

You around?

[ /private ]

[ Private to Eridan ]

You are on my shit list. What the fuck were you thinking, telling Captor all that shit!?

[ /private ]

Comments

[viiru2alert]

[Yeah he's kind of really skeptical of that plan too. There are so many things that could go wrong. It could just... reject the kids' Skaia outright, for all he knows, because FOREIGN OBJECT OH NO. Or something else equally as obvious in hindsight. That, and he's still unwilling to completely let go of his prophecies of death and destruction, because those are maybe somewhat kind of IMPORTANT???? Or they would be, if shit had gone according to plan -- someone's plan, not his obviously, because if you seriously couldn't die in this world, then obviously something had gone terribly wrong right there and it was no use trying to fix it from this end.]

...That's most likely not going to work. [Way to be positive, Sollux!] But no one knows enough about this shitty game to know what will, I guess?

[usedshooshpap]

Actually... Rose and Kanaya found a lot of books in that god forsaken lab. There's a shit ton of information in them that could have been really useful.

[viiru2alert]

And it's not useful now? [He practically stabs this next mound of rice, looking up at Karkat.] Even if you're already on the way, you could at least change the plan. Or know how you were going to fail.

[usedshooshpap]

[ Karkat nudges Sollux's shoulder with a grunt. you know what he meant, asshole. it's just it would have been nice to know then. that way this might have been avoided. maybe. ]

The problem is that our sessions are kind of... Unique.

[viiru2alert]

[Yeah, he did. Sorry, Sollux being an ass is kind of a constant.]

[But he does raise his eyebrows. He has plenty of comments on how they could be 'unique', with 'unique' in this context meaning 'a never-ending parade of fail', but let's just keep that down for the moment.]

[usedshooshpap]

[ Karkat sighs, putting away his food for a moment and pinching the bridge of his nose. ]

I'm trying to remember how Rose put it... I admit I was a little preoccupied with someone of more importance than to listen to her and Kanaya babble endlessly about this shit.