024 ♋ Voice

[usedshooshpap]

I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, VANITAS! THAT WAS A DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING TRICK AND YOU BETTER BE READY TO PAY SOME FORM OF RESTITUTION FOR YOUR CRIMES! AND DON'T THINK THAT FOR A MINUTE YOU'RE GETTING OFF EITHER, SOLLUX MOTHERFUCKING CAPTOR! YOU ARE ALSO BEING HELD RESPONSIBLE!

[ then he coughs from the shouting and groans. ]

As if this week couldn't even get remotely worse at this point. You know... Every time I think 'hey, looks like life is finally giving me a decent deal,' I get fucked over in some way. Just throw me down on a table, Life. Have it your way because every turn I make, that's just what you're going to do anyway!

[ huff puff huff puff ]

Is it so fucking wrong to ask for one thing to go right? Just one?

[ Private to Rose ]

You around?

[ /private ]

[ Private to Eridan ]

You are on my shit list. What the fuck were you thinking, telling Captor all that shit!?

[ /private ]

Comments

[usedshooshpap]

[ Karkat nudges Sollux's shoulder with a grunt. you know what he meant, asshole. it's just it would have been nice to know then. that way this might have been avoided. maybe. ]

The problem is that our sessions are kind of... Unique.

[viiru2alert]

[Yeah, he did. Sorry, Sollux being an ass is kind of a constant.]

[But he does raise his eyebrows. He has plenty of comments on how they could be 'unique', with 'unique' in this context meaning 'a never-ending parade of fail', but let's just keep that down for the moment.]

[usedshooshpap]

[ Karkat sighs, putting away his food for a moment and pinching the bridge of his nose. ]

I'm trying to remember how Rose put it... I admit I was a little preoccupied with someone of more importance than to listen to her and Kanaya babble endlessly about this shit.