024 ♋ Voice

[usedshooshpap]

I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, VANITAS! THAT WAS A DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING TRICK AND YOU BETTER BE READY TO PAY SOME FORM OF RESTITUTION FOR YOUR CRIMES! AND DON'T THINK THAT FOR A MINUTE YOU'RE GETTING OFF EITHER, SOLLUX MOTHERFUCKING CAPTOR! YOU ARE ALSO BEING HELD RESPONSIBLE!

[ then he coughs from the shouting and groans. ]

As if this week couldn't even get remotely worse at this point. You know... Every time I think 'hey, looks like life is finally giving me a decent deal,' I get fucked over in some way. Just throw me down on a table, Life. Have it your way because every turn I make, that's just what you're going to do anyway!

[ huff puff huff puff ]

Is it so fucking wrong to ask for one thing to go right? Just one?

[ Private to Rose ]

You around?

[ /private ]

[ Private to Eridan ]

You are on my shit list. What the fuck were you thinking, telling Captor all that shit!?

[ /private ]

Comments

[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

Also at the risk of sounding like a broken whatever, I really could care less what language I use.

[Video]

[panics]

Well, I care. So, I'm asking you to please, next time, put some kind of filter on this so little kids don't see it?

[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

I promise nothing when belting out the delectable ones of my rage.

[Video]

[panics]

[This face.]

[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

[ this face ]

[Video]

[panics]

What even happened now anyway?

[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

Vanitas had his dragon bird use Sing. Then Eridan was a colossal douchebag, as per usual.

[Video]

[panics]

... Because this makes sense without context.

[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

Augh... Okay, so maybe I had my Swablu use Sing because it puts people and beasts to sleep. Vanitas has this shit-tacular habit of depriving himself of more than an hour or two of sleep.

So when I came in after being awake for almost a full day, he decided to have his fucking revenge.

But because I was asleep, I couldn't do damage control.

[Video]

[panics]

... Damage control? For... "Eridan"?

[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

Yeah, because Eridan doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut.

[panics]

I don't even know who that is. I'll take your word that it wasn't good.

[usedshooshpap]

He's being an entitled dick right now. I had almost forgotten he was that way.

[panics]

... Oh. Sorry.

[usedshooshpap]

Yeah. Me too.

[panics]

Maybe it'll get better?

[usedshooshpap]

Maybe.

[ doesn't sound like he believes that though, huh? ]

[panics]

Well, it definitely won't with that attitude.

[usedshooshpap]

Being optimistic about shit put me in this situation.

[panics]

I don't think that's right. This wasn't any fault of your own. I...

You can't be there to diffuse every problem. I know what it's like to want to make sure everything goes smoothly, but it's just not realistic.

[usedshooshpap]

No one else can.

[panics]

And it's not your fault if they can't get along!

[papshooshing]

Then they should at least hate each other in the proper manner!

[panics]

... That ... doesn't make any sense, but okay.

[usedshooshpap]

I guess it wouldn't to you.