024 ♋ Voice

[usedshooshpap]

I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, VANITAS! THAT WAS A DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING TRICK AND YOU BETTER BE READY TO PAY SOME FORM OF RESTITUTION FOR YOUR CRIMES! AND DON'T THINK THAT FOR A MINUTE YOU'RE GETTING OFF EITHER, SOLLUX MOTHERFUCKING CAPTOR! YOU ARE ALSO BEING HELD RESPONSIBLE!

[ then he coughs from the shouting and groans. ]

As if this week couldn't even get remotely worse at this point. You know... Every time I think 'hey, looks like life is finally giving me a decent deal,' I get fucked over in some way. Just throw me down on a table, Life. Have it your way because every turn I make, that's just what you're going to do anyway!

[ huff puff huff puff ]

Is it so fucking wrong to ask for one thing to go right? Just one?

[ Private to Rose ]

You around?

[ /private ]

[ Private to Eridan ]

You are on my shit list. What the fuck were you thinking, telling Captor all that shit!?

[ /private ]

Comments

[panics]

... Oh. Sorry.

[usedshooshpap]

Yeah. Me too.

[panics]

Maybe it'll get better?

[usedshooshpap]

Maybe.

[ doesn't sound like he believes that though, huh? ]

[panics]

Well, it definitely won't with that attitude.

[usedshooshpap]

Being optimistic about shit put me in this situation.

[panics]

I don't think that's right. This wasn't any fault of your own. I...

You can't be there to diffuse every problem. I know what it's like to want to make sure everything goes smoothly, but it's just not realistic.

[usedshooshpap]

No one else can.

[panics]

And it's not your fault if they can't get along!

[papshooshing]

Then they should at least hate each other in the proper manner!

[panics]

... That ... doesn't make any sense, but okay.

[usedshooshpap]

I guess it wouldn't to you.

[panics]

Do you want to explain it?

[usedshooshpap]

I'd love to, but I don't feel like getting chided by the morality police.

[panics]

[ Is that what he is now? The morality police?]

... I won't judge. I promise.

[usedshooshpap]

You promise on what?

[panics]

...Um.

My honor?

i thought i tagged this

[papshooshing]

What good does your honor do me in the end?

[panics]

Well... nothing, I guess, but I wouldn't want to dishonor myself or my name, so it's more a guarantee that I wouldn't lie on it.

[papshooshing]

Yeah, kid. That's not how incentives works.

[panics]

I don't have anything you'd want.

[usedshooshpap]

Yes, exactly. And believe me when I say you're going to not understand AND tell me it's fucked up.

[panics]

I guess.