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I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, VANITAS! THAT WAS A DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING TRICK AND YOU BETTER BE READY TO PAY SOME FORM OF RESTITUTION FOR YOUR CRIMES! AND DON'T THINK THAT FOR A MINUTE YOU'RE GETTING OFF EITHER, SOLLUX MOTHERFUCKING CAPTOR! YOU ARE ALSO BEING HELD RESPONSIBLE!

[ then he coughs from the shouting and groans. ]

As if this week couldn't even get remotely worse at this point. You know... Every time I think 'hey, looks like life is finally giving me a decent deal,' I get fucked over in some way. Just throw me down on a table, Life. Have it your way because every turn I make, that's just what you're going to do anyway!

[ huff puff huff puff ]

Is it so fucking wrong to ask for one thing to go right? Just one?

[ Private to Rose ]

You around?

[ /private ]

[ Private to Eridan ]

You are on my shit list. What the fuck were you thinking, telling Captor all that shit!?

[ /private ]

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[ just... sags. and sighs. ]

If I don't... Who will?

[Lowering his eyes a bit, he stayed quiet for a few minutes, simply holding him like that.] I don't want you wearing yourself out trying to fix things. [Exhaling, Vani shifted his head so his chin was resting on Karkat's shoulder then, arms relaxing but not letting go.]

[ snorts. oh yeah... isn't this just a sight. Karkat should be pushing away. but he isn't. he doesn't know if it's defeat or just plain and simple that he feels safe there, but he isn't of the mind to question it at the moment. ]

What a Lusus you're turning out to be. Shit. I remember when we talked about going out to those Sudowoodo and exacting revenge.

Now here we are, one pile short of feelings jams.

Can't be a Lusus when you've been calling me a wriggler for months. [Rolling his eyes, Vani does have to chuckle a little at that memory.] I've heard through the grapevine that they aren't there anymore. Moved on, got tired of being sprayed with water all the time.

Maybe we'll find them in Kanto and can actually get our revenge.

Motherfuck. Really? I think everyone should have to go through that stinking shit pile they call a Pokébeast.

We could always go north and see if they're really gone ourselves.

Maybe over the weekend. I still have work.

Hey... When are we jumping ship to Kanto?

Whenever you want. My business here is taken care of.

Sunday, then. I guess.

Alright then. We'll aim to leave Sunday. Do you know if Sollux was coming with us? [Being as far from Eridan as this world allows might .... help.]

I'll ask him. He might not want to leave a big city like this.

Saffron and Celadon are pretty big too. I think Saffron at least is bigger.

Bigger than Goldenrod?

Right. [He still hasn't really let go, you know.]

[ pause... ]

I need some fucking ice cream.

[Relaxing his arms, Vanitas drew away from the hug and gave a light tug at Karkat's shoulders, moving to stand.] Then get up, let's go get some.

What happened to worry over weight gain?

Eating one once in a while isn't going to make me slower. I burn it off by training afterwards. [Reaches and pinches Karkat's side lightly.] Come on, up.

You mean fat.

[ jerks at that pinch and slaps hands away. he's getting there! ]

I mean speed. You know how I fight, I hit hard and I hit fast. I'm not big enough to work with pure strength alone. [Looking amused at the slap to his hands, he's reaching and giving a light tickle. Yeah, he totally remembers how ticklish you are, Karkat.]

[ squeaks and jumps out of bed. ]

Oh no! Fuck no!

[Cracking a cheeky grin, Vanitas wiggles his fingers 'threateningly'.] Ice cream. Let's go before I feel the fat take hold of my sides.

[ out the door he goes! ]

[Dropping his hands, he follows with a laugh.]

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