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[usedshooshpap]

I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, VANITAS! THAT WAS A DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING TRICK AND YOU BETTER BE READY TO PAY SOME FORM OF RESTITUTION FOR YOUR CRIMES! AND DON'T THINK THAT FOR A MINUTE YOU'RE GETTING OFF EITHER, SOLLUX MOTHERFUCKING CAPTOR! YOU ARE ALSO BEING HELD RESPONSIBLE!

[ then he coughs from the shouting and groans. ]

As if this week couldn't even get remotely worse at this point. You know... Every time I think 'hey, looks like life is finally giving me a decent deal,' I get fucked over in some way. Just throw me down on a table, Life. Have it your way because every turn I make, that's just what you're going to do anyway!

[ huff puff huff puff ]

Is it so fucking wrong to ask for one thing to go right? Just one?

[ Private to Rose ]

You around?

[ /private ]

[ Private to Eridan ]

You are on my shit list. What the fuck were you thinking, telling Captor all that shit!?

[ /private ]

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[shadowdive]

Alright then. We'll aim to leave Sunday. Do you know if Sollux was coming with us? [Being as far from Eridan as this world allows might .... help.]

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[usedshooshpap]

I'll ask him. He might not want to leave a big city like this.

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[shadowdive]

Saffron and Celadon are pretty big too. I think Saffron at least is bigger.

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[usedshooshpap]

Bigger than Goldenrod?

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[shadowdive]

Right. [He still hasn't really let go, you know.]

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[usedshooshpap]

[ pause... ]

I need some fucking ice cream.

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[shadowdive]

[Relaxing his arms, Vanitas drew away from the hug and gave a light tug at Karkat's shoulders, moving to stand.] Then get up, let's go get some.

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[usedshooshpap]

What happened to worry over weight gain?

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[shadowdive]

Eating one once in a while isn't going to make me slower. I burn it off by training afterwards. [Reaches and pinches Karkat's side lightly.] Come on, up.

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[usedshooshpap]

You mean fat.

[ jerks at that pinch and slaps hands away. he's getting there! ]

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[shadowdive]

I mean speed. You know how I fight, I hit hard and I hit fast. I'm not big enough to work with pure strength alone. [Looking amused at the slap to his hands, he's reaching and giving a light tickle. Yeah, he totally remembers how ticklish you are, Karkat.]

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[usedshooshpap]

[ squeaks and jumps out of bed. ]

Oh no! Fuck no!

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[shadowdive]

[Cracking a cheeky grin, Vanitas wiggles his fingers 'threateningly'.] Ice cream. Let's go before I feel the fat take hold of my sides.

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[usedshooshpap]

[ out the door he goes! ]

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[shadowdive]

[Dropping his hands, he follows with a laugh.]