022 ♋ Video

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[ Karkat is literally surrounded when he flips on the Gear. poor guy is a little rattled, Pokemon kind of all over him. swablu, some dragons, his Espeon... but seriously. looks like he is about to hyperventilate over here. taking deep, slow breathes to help calm. ]

What the...

[ and then he loses it. ]

MIGHTY TAINT CHAFTING FUCK IS GOING ON!?!?



(( ooc note: it's been a whole year canon-wise for Karkat. he's going to be a little disoriented at first. ))

Comments

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You're also implying we're a couple of sentimental dipshits.

That's not really a nice thing to say either.

[panics]

So you're saying you don't have a lot of friends either?

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Yeah well... WHO FUCKING NEEDS THEM?

[panics]

Everyone does!

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I DO FINE ON MY OWN.

[ because friends will just leave you. 8( ]

[panics]

You wouldn't have done so well without Vanitas there!

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...Shut up!

[panics]

Is it really that hard for you to admit you're friends with him?

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What? No. He's my best fucking friend right now!

[panics]

... Then do you have something against having more than one friend?

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You implied that it was something more than friendship.

[panics]

...

[SUDDEN. RED FACED.]

N-NO I DIDN'T! I didn't!!

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JUST WHAT THE FUCK COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY MEANT BY THAT "WOW YOU TWO MUST CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER A LOT" HOOFBEAST SHIT?

BECAUSE WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT, THERE IS NO OTHER THING IT COULD IMPLY!

[panics]

I JUST MEANT YOU WERE REALLY GOOD FRIENDS! THAT'S ALL!!

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[ SQUINTING!!!! ]

[panics]

I SWEAR!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT ANY OTHER WAY!! You're both guys!!

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Gender is completely irrelevant to me, you know.

[panics]

... A-and that's okay too if you like other guys!!

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IT SHOULD BE BECAUSE I STILL DON'T GET HOW THAT'S A THING, THIS HOMOSEXUALITY THING!!!

[panics]

A-AH! Don't say it sound loudly!!

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Don't say what!?

[panics]

You know what! It's really embarassing!!

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What... Are you telling me you're...

Homophobic?

[panics]

...No! I'm not! I just don't- I don't like talking about... anything like that...

[I.E. relationships in general. He can't even admit to himself he likes someone, he gets too nervous.

remind you of any brownbloods, no, maybe?]

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...

Pussy.