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Vanitas, would you fucking like to stop your constant need to squirm around?

Shut up, I need a minute to prepare

[ snort. ] If you tense up, you'll only make this fucking worse for yourself.

[ so, so dry. ] Oh, ha ha, you say that like it's not going to hurt. Give me something to bite. [ a beat. ] Your arm is preferred.

It will only hurt like the human conception of Hell for a few seconds, you big wiggler. If you need something to bite, then use your Vanillish. C'mon, Will. Get over here.

[ there's the thudding of footsteps followed by a low 'Axorrrr' from Will, Karkat's Haxorus. ]

I'm not biting that, it tastes like crap! And it's going to hurt long after you shove it back into place, idiot! Get me something to bite or I'm calling this off.

[ another groan. ] Oh my god. Fine! [ the sound that hits the Gear is Karkat digging through his bag. ] Take my extra shirt, shit for brains.

[ there's a grunt and Karkat starts again: ] On the count of three. One... Two - [ insert pop sound and a roar. ] Three.

FFUCK! [ that's a scream, not a yell. ]

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[[Don't mind her staring. One eyebrow slowly raises at that.]]

Why...would he punch a Charizard? That hardly sounds like a good idea.

Fuck if I know? Anyone should know that it's a bad idea.

Well, hopefully your friend is not the type that requires a few lessons before he learns that the initial idea was a terrible one.

Oh he is. He definitely is.

Good! Then hopefully you won't have to go through this again, because it didn't sound like it was pleasant on your side of the situation either.

If he'd just go to a doctor or hospital this shit would be easier.

"You can lead a Ponyta to water, but you can't make her drink." The best you can do is continue encouraging him to try. He may come around eventually.

...Did you just insert a Pokebeast reference into this?

[[She can't help but smile at that.]] I believe I did.

That was fucking stupid.

My apologies, but Pokemon references grow on you when you live around them for a year and a half. You will have to cut me a little slack, my friend.

It's like puns. Don't do them.

I will try to refrain whilst in your presence, Karkat.

Good. I don't really feel like putting forth the energy to continuously bash my head in.

That's a relief to know, as I'm fairly certain doing such a thing would be rather bad for your health. I hope you know I would be forced to restrain you if you began doing so.

Like you even could from where you are.

I'm within Johto. You'd be amazed at how fast Pilcrow or Vodka travel with me.

You'd have to find me first, Lalonde.

[[She just smiles.]]

The only question I have is to ask you if my assumption of your location is correct or if I should just surprise you.

[[Sorry, Karkat. She asked your friend where you guys are while planning a movie date.]]

You don't know which house it is.

I'm sure that would take only a minuscule amount of detective work to figure out.

I'm not afraid of you!

Well I'm certainly glad to know that. I think I'd be a little heartbroken if you were! Though I wasn't trying to intimidate you any and deepest apologies if it came off that way.

[[She's still chuckling despite the apology however.]]

I took it as a challenge.

Oh, a challenge hm? Well if it's a challenge, what would the stakes be?

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