usedshooshpap | 019 ♋ Voice

Vanitas, would you fucking like to stop your constant need to squirm around?

Shut up, I need a minute to prepare

[ snort. ] If you tense up, you'll only make this fucking worse for yourself.

[ so, so dry. ] Oh, ha ha, you say that like it's not going to hurt. Give me something to bite. [ a beat. ] Your arm is preferred.

It will only hurt like the human conception of Hell for a few seconds, you big wiggler. If you need something to bite, then use your Vanillish. C'mon, Will. Get over here.

[ there's the thudding of footsteps followed by a low 'Axorrrr' from Will, Karkat's Haxorus. ]

I'm not biting that, it tastes like crap! And it's going to hurt long after you shove it back into place, idiot! Get me something to bite or I'm calling this off.

[ another groan. ] Oh my god. Fine! [ the sound that hits the Gear is Karkat digging through his bag. ] Take my extra shirt, shit for brains.

[ there's a grunt and Karkat starts again: ] On the count of three. One... Two - [ insert pop sound and a roar. ] Three.

FFUCK! [ that's a scream, not a yell. ]

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It's like puns. Don't do them.

I will try to refrain whilst in your presence, Karkat.

Good. I don't really feel like putting forth the energy to continuously bash my head in.

That's a relief to know, as I'm fairly certain doing such a thing would be rather bad for your health. I hope you know I would be forced to restrain you if you began doing so.

Like you even could from where you are.

I'm within Johto. You'd be amazed at how fast Pilcrow or Vodka travel with me.

You'd have to find me first, Lalonde.

[[She just smiles.]]

The only question I have is to ask you if my assumption of your location is correct or if I should just surprise you.

[[Sorry, Karkat. She asked your friend where you guys are while planning a movie date.]]

You don't know which house it is.

I'm sure that would take only a minuscule amount of detective work to figure out.

I'm not afraid of you!

Well I'm certainly glad to know that. I think I'd be a little heartbroken if you were! Though I wasn't trying to intimidate you any and deepest apologies if it came off that way.

[[She's still chuckling despite the apology however.]]

I took it as a challenge.

Oh, a challenge hm? Well if it's a challenge, what would the stakes be?

A purchase of the next TM maybe?

That seems reasonable enough. If I find you by...say sundown, you owe me a TM. And, if I don't or give up, I will purchase you one. Do those terms sound fair?

Sounds fair.

Then by sundown you will owe me a new TM.

[[Maybe. She's not taking this too terribly seriously beyond 'a day trip like this will be enjoyable.' She's going to switch to text for now, that way it's...well. A mild surprise when she shows up.

And grab her Mismagius on the way out of town for detective work. Ghost Pokemon, she's come to learn, are great for this kind of stuff.]]

See you soon, Karkat.

PFFT. OR NOT!

Or not.
But I'm fairly certain I will. ;)

[[Admittedly though, no matter how fast Pilcrow is, it's still going to take a few hours to reach Mahogany. Definitely concocting a plan of attack during the trip.]]

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