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Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] usedshooshpap) wrote2011-11-29 08:24 pm

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Okay, so as it so happens, keeping every little Pokebeast out of their containers for copious amounts of time leads to severe consequences and I blame John in its entirety. He can share it with Eridan, who is truly a fucking accomplice in this, I have no goddamn doubt.

What I mean to say is, I have a plethora of various eggs because the things apparently can't be left to their own vices for five fucking minutes without proceeding to have some giant grubtarded pail party. We've got some Sneasel, Growlithe, Poochyena, and Squirtle eggs up for fucking grabs and, knowing my universal shitty luck, it will happen again sooner or later.

They're free, in case anyone was wondering "Oh Karkat, these have some great fucking stats, how much?" I'm being generous, considering that some of you decided to grant mercy to me at the start of this nookbiting venture. Shit, how does that phrase go... Right. "Passing it on," I figured, would be acceptable.

Don't all get in line at fucking once now.

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[identity profile] titanite.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ Fang doesn't recognize the voice, which gives her a moment's pause before she replies. But what the hell, he's offering and she knows she needs more than one Pokemon. ]

Hate to ask a stranger, but that offer still good? [ Her grin is clear in her voice. ] Or is that line too long?

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[identity profile] usedtherapy.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Not in the least? Am I becoming predictable? Because we simply cannot have that.

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[identity profile] sciencebipches.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh yeah that's definitely Eridan going silent.]

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[identity profile] homofuckiens.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I have my sources.

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[identity profile] usedtherapy.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
...really? Consider my interest piqued. I take it your lack of surprise is for a reason other than playful banter, then.

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[identity profile] homofuckiens.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
That's just something you'll have to figure out, right? Surely you can sleuth it out.

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[identity profile] usedtherapy.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[[There's a chuckle on her end, along with a pause as she thinks.]]

That's an interesting challenge you pose.

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[identity profile] homofuckiens.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ brb chuckling. ]

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[identity profile] sciencebipches.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[...Oh fuck you, Karkat. Eridan oughtta find you and make you pay for causing his vascular organ to sink into his digestive sack like that!]

Oh, yeah laugh it up asshole!

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[identity profile] homofuckiens.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Well take it up if you want. Or don't.

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[identity profile] homofuckiens.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
You love me.

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[identity profile] sciencebipches.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
.... Point?

[He sounds so affronted rn.]

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[identity profile] usedtherapy.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I fully plan to. I hope you're expecting me to find the answer.

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[identity profile] homofuckiens.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
I was joking.

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[identity profile] usedtherapy.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you always have such faith in me. It makes challenges like these much more exciting.

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[identity profile] homofuckiens.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Just don't let me down, Lalonde.

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[identity profile] sciencebipches.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
I--I knew that. Don't act like I didn't. Also, doesn't mean you're any less of a asshole.

[He's just going to huff, 'cos yeah he feels silly for not catching that joke, since yeah sarcasm and the like what does that shit even mean?? But also cuz, well, not like he's had the best of luck with romance and considering he's trying to not mess this up, maybe he's a little bit ~*~sensitive~*~ when it comes to jokes like that.]
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[identity profile] usedtherapy.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
I won't. Trust me.
abdications: (----EXCIT----ED!!! 38D)

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[personal profile] abdications 2011-12-01 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ DID YOU SAY SQUIRTLE. ]

Wow! I didn't know that you were into Pokemon breeding, Krabsnack! You struck me as more of a trainer-type. Not that it's a bad thing!

Can I have a Squirtle, by any chance? I've wanted one for so long!

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[identity profile] usedwindything.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh... [Well now he just feels like an ass. And really, he was being one, wtg John.] Sorry. But you know, you said it yourself, things are different now. You can have fun if you want.

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[identity profile] homofuckiens.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
I think I already have.

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[identity profile] homofuckiens.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ kind of... just blinks. ]

My idea of fun was curling up with my Lusus on a rainy night and watching a movie.

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[identity profile] homofuckiens.livejournal.com 2011-12-01 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, believe me. I know I am one.

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