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WHAT THE ACTUAL TAINTCHAFING FUCK IS WITH ALL OF THESE FLAPBEASTS WITH FANGS.
ZUBAT, WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT THEY'RE CALLED AT THIS GODDAMN POINT.
THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
I CAN'T WALK TWO FEET TO GET SOME LATE NIGHT TRAINING IN WITHOUT RUNNING INTO THE GRUBFUCKERS.
IT'S LIKE OK, THANKS YOU LITTLE BULGEBITERS, BUT I ALREADY CAUGHT ONE OF YOU LITTLE SHIT STAINS
NOW IT'S TIME TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND GO EAT A CATERPIE OR WHATEVER THOSE LITTLE GRUB THINGS ARE CALLED.
ACTUALLY, IT PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE OH YEAH, I DID CATCH ONE
BUT JOSIE HAS TO BE THE TINIEST LITTLE FUCKING ZUBAT OUT OF ALL OF THEM.
HER FANGS ARE SHIT, MAN.
TINIEST LITTLE FUCKERS I HAVE YET TO LAY MY EYES ON AND HER ONLY ATTACK IS A SHITTY MOVE THAT CAN'T DO MUCH OF ANYTHING.
I SWEAR THAT I GOT FUCKING JIPP
OH SHIT.
HOLD ONTO THAT THOUGHT
I FUCKING TURN MY BACK FOR A MOMENT AND THAT GODDAMN EGG IS HATCHING.
WHATEVER, I'M DONE HERE.

Comments

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

[ watches and might be taking out Josie to feed her. 8T see this look of not caring? ]

Just fucking say please already.

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

Fuck--FUCK FINE!

Please you stupid mongrel? PLEASE, get the fuck outta my face, PLEASE stop bein' disgustin' and horrid, PLEASE go jump off the nearest goddamn CLIFF!

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

[ snickering. ]

Not nice enough, but we'll give it to you.

[ calls Alex over and gives puppy a nice shoosh pat pat. ]

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

[By now, Eridan looks reminiscent of a drowned rat, except for the fact that he's covered in slobber and not so much water. He looks and feels outright disgusted, and who can blame him?]

Kar, don't you EWER do that shit again... [He sure is approaching you Karkat, and he sure is grabbing for your shirt to try and wipe some of this saliva off. Like HELL he's gonna use anything of his!]

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

The fuck!? Oh hell no!

[ shoving with a foot! ]

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

Watch your fuckin' hoof, asshole!

Fuck you, Kar! It's your beast's saliwa, I'm just returnin' it to you! So let me do this goddamn act a KINDNESS.

[Totally grabbing that foot and trying to push it outta the way!]

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

[ hear that? that's the sound of growling. from a protective pokemon, ayup. ]

Are you fucking sure you shouldn't rethink this?

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

[Oh he is just staring indignantly at that pokemon, because fuck off Karkat deserves this.]

Gonna hide behind your fuckin' beast? How cowardly a you, Kar. Just fuckin' giwe me somethin' to clean this off with, because there's NO WAY I'm usin' somethin' a fuckin' mine!

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Like you wouldn't fucking do the same...

Just go jump outside.

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

I will STILL need to fuckin' dry off idiot, and for the record, no I wouldn't.

[But he is going to head out, cuz yeah, good idea is good, but still, he's gonna be cold and wet!]

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

[ watches! it's really not his problem, man. ]

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

[Oh look at that, some cleaning off and everything, sure is lacking saliva now, but just as predicted, he's wet, who'd of thought! Going out in the rain gets you wet. H U H.]

[But as he returns, he looks expectantly at Karkat.]

Now giwe me somethin' to dry off with, you owe me that much seein' as this is your fault in the first place.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Just grab the extra shit in your bag. Hang the wet shit up to dry.