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[usedshooshpap]

It's about goddamn time that the rumored Elite Four show their bulgesucking faces. I don't know how any of you that have been here for two years or more have been able to bear hearing about them but not actually know if they exist or not.

I'm hoping that it is some sort of sign that their challenges will be opening up soon, but I'm not going to hold my breath until my face turns all blue and blotchy. Fuck, I wouldn't even be surprised if it was just a ploy to get us there...

Seriously though... Has anyone even witnessed these guys walking around at all? Have they made even one single appearance? At all? I know I sure as hell haven't seen one of these assholes parading around the towns I tend to dwell in for a perigee at a time. How the fuck are we even going to know what they look like, if everyone is wearing a god awful mask?

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[viiru2alert]

It's not a domestic dispute, and even if it was, it's over now. My health and sanity is going to continue to decline, slowed only by one laptop, until we finally get a place to live for real and I can have my shit back.

[viiru2alert]

I want to finish first. I'm not leaving this shit half-done.

[usedshooshpap]

What? Don't like being nomadic?

[viiru2alert]

It's a big pain in the ass, but a pain I must endure if I want to get all of these damn Badges.

[usedshooshpap]

How many do you even have right now?

[viiru2alert]

Six.

[usedshooshpap]

Guess your ass isn't being as lazy as I thought.

[viiru2alert]

Ha fucking ha.

[He sounds pretty smug.]

[usedshooshpap]

Still... I've got more.

[viiru2alert]

What, really? Damn! It's not like you've been here twice as long as I have or anything.

[usedshooshpap]

Yeah... And I keep getting interrupted in my quest by every damn little thing.

[viiru2alert]

Obvious solution: don't go to the shitty-ass prom.

[usedshooshpap]

You say that as if Aradia isn't going to make you go.

[viiru2alert]

You say that as if I'm going to let her win.

[usedshooshpap]

I say that like I know you don't have the shame globes to continuously defy her.

[viiru2alert]

You wanna bet?

[usedshooshpap]

It's a pretty safe bet.

[viiru2alert]

Then make an offer.

[usedshooshpap]

Two thousand, two hundred, and two.

[timelymaid]

Hmmm. I guess you were always the sort who needed to finish all the quests in games! But we're actually making pretty good time, you know.

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[timelymaid]

You're being pessimistic! That could be true, but since we don't know, you shouldn't worry about it for just now. If you don't see them at the party, then you can worry about it!

[viiru2alert]

Tempting. How about you throw in twenty more and I'll do it.

[usedshooshpap]

Holy shit... Do you have to be that fussy?

Okay, fine. I will.

[viiru2alert]

You bet I am. Maybe this time I can make up for all the sucking I did back in Sgrub.

[viiru2alert]

Do you forget who you're talking to on a regular basis, or is it just me?