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039 ♋ Voice

Oh my god... How can anyone want to stick around one place for longer than a few weeks when there's so much shit to get done? I've been settled in Vermillion for only about three weeks and I am already going absolutely shithive maggots. Maybe the best idea is to just blaze through those last few badges, I don't know. What I do know is that one way or another, I am getting the merry fuck on my way. Screw waiting for the weather warm up.

I think my Pichu is feeling it too because he's kind of sparking here and there. Is that normal? Like, my Ampharos when she was a Mareep had this problem, but what the shit do I do to avoid getting shocked this time around? It's not like I can just take care when brushing him! That and he thinks every damn thing is funny at the moment and it just sets him off! Right now it's a never ending spiral of shocking, what I think is giggling, and more shocking. Just make it stop, oh my god.

[ as if on cue, a little Pichu can be heard chiming in and an aggravated huff from a Zangoose. Karkat... he just groans. sighs... ]

Unrelated to all of the globetickling bulgehumps out there and my own trainer problems - which is to say that this message is only for those of my particular joint universes - where the blithering fuck is everyone? I just met up with Eridan a few days ago, but what about everyone else?

[ private to Rose ]

So um. There's a little bit of a problem.

I could ask Kanaya, but I thought... Uh...

[ /private ]

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Yagyuu?

Yeah, that's the guy. He had an evolution stone race.

A what now?

He threw a bunch of stones in the middle of the floor and had the Eevee's race for them.

[ ...pfffffffft. ]

That...honestly sounds less serious than I'd have expected!

Were you expecting a death match of sorts or what?

Actually, I was expecting some sort of eevee race where the winners got stones, but I didn't realize it would be quite like that?

...Well it was kind of like that. Just not in the way you imagined it.

Definitely not in the way I imagined it!!! He just seemed a but serious to do something like that, that's why I was surprised.

For a while I thought about doing it like that.

How did you end up doing it?

Just asked them what they wanted to be.

Well, that seems really fair to me!

Some of mine don't evolve into their final forms. Why the fuck should I make them? There are other ways to make them strong without relying on that... Since they're also fairly sentient, it just feels odd to force change upon them.

I know that I'd loathe anyone that pulled that hoofbeast shit on me.

None of mine have really complained about evolutions! Then again, they've all had non-stone evolutions for the most part? I don't really mind whatever they want to do, though. Evolving seems pretty natural to me, but I've also been through a lot of evolutions myself.

This doesn't surprise me...

I liked the last one best, though.

Anyway!! How are you besides all that?

Better, thank god. I was starting to think that the pain would never dissipate.

Human puberty is stupid.

[ very stupid. ]

I'm glad you're feeling better!! Hopefully it's only going to get better from here on out, too.

I really, really pity the females. Oh my god do I pity every single human female in existence.

It's not so bad most of the time! It's just not at all like troll puberty.

...Let's see if we even live to go through that in our timeline.

You're not going to die for a while yet, Karkat! Trust me on this.

That still implies I die.

Everyone dies! That's natural. But I think you're being a bit too fatalistic about it! You seem to be saying we're going to lose.

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