039 ♋ Voice

[usedshooshpap]

Oh my god... How can anyone want to stick around one place for longer than a few weeks when there's so much shit to get done? I've been settled in Vermillion for only about three weeks and I am already going absolutely shithive maggots. Maybe the best idea is to just blaze through those last few badges, I don't know. What I do know is that one way or another, I am getting the merry fuck on my way. Screw waiting for the weather warm up.

I think my Pichu is feeling it too because he's kind of sparking here and there. Is that normal? Like, my Ampharos when she was a Mareep had this problem, but what the shit do I do to avoid getting shocked this time around? It's not like I can just take care when brushing him! That and he thinks every damn thing is funny at the moment and it just sets him off! Right now it's a never ending spiral of shocking, what I think is giggling, and more shocking. Just make it stop, oh my god.

[ as if on cue, a little Pichu can be heard chiming in and an aggravated huff from a Zangoose. Karkat... he just groans. sighs... ]

Unrelated to all of the globetickling bulgehumps out there and my own trainer problems - which is to say that this message is only for those of my particular joint universes - where the blithering fuck is everyone? I just met up with Eridan a few days ago, but what about everyone else?



[ private to Rose ]

So um. There's a little bit of a problem.

I could ask Kanaya, but I thought... Uh...

[ /private ]

Comments

voice;

[timelymaid]

You're not going to die for a while yet, Karkat! Trust me on this.

voice;

[usedshooshpap]

That still implies I die.

voice;

[timelymaid]

Everyone dies! That's natural. But I think you're being a bit too fatalistic about it! You seem to be saying we're going to lose.

voice;

[usedshooshpap]

We don't know that we're going to win though.

voice;

[timelymaid]

Maybe, maybe not! Have a little faith.

voice;

[usedshooshpap]

That's not my shitty aspect.

voice;

[timelymaid]

It's not mine, either, but give it a little time! You'll see.

Or you won't, since we're here.

voice;

[usedshooshpap]

I did go back. Once.

voice;

[timelymaid]

A coma like John's?

voice;

[usedshooshpap]

Yeah. Fell into it while we were going through the Ice Path too.

voice;

[timelymaid]

...That's really bad timing!

voice;

[usedshooshpap]

Tell me about it. If Vani wasn't there...

voice;

[timelymaid]

Travelling in a group is pretty important here, isn't it?

voice;

[usedshooshpap]

Considering all of the unfortunate shit that can occur while traveling... Yeah I would like to think it is at least semi important.

voice;

[timelymaid]

At least no one is off on their own any longer, now that - well, everyone joined another group.

voice;

[usedshooshpap]

Eridan's still mostly alone.

voice;

[timelymaid]

[ ...Actually, he's entirely alone now, isn't he? But she promised not to mention that, so. ]

I don't think convincing him to join either of our groups is a thing that would work, though.

voice;

[usedshooshpap]

No, definitely not. He hates the people I travel with.

voice;

[timelymaid]

I'm pretty sure he only hates one of the people I travel with.

voice;

[usedshooshpap]

Captor.

voice;

[timelymaid]

Yes, I can't see that really going...well.

voice;

[usedshooshpap]

Hahaha. At least it's just Captor.

voice;

[timelymaid]

You mean who he doesn't get on with in my group?

voice;

[usedshooshpap]

Yeah. I have Gamzee, Kanaya, and Vanitas. All of whom Eridan hates.

voice;

[timelymaid]

I'm pretty sure Eridan gets along with Jake, actually. So that's two of us - and he might be on speaking terms with Jane? I think he dislikes Dirk just because he's a Strider, though.