usedshooshpap | 001 ♋ Audio

[ this would be the Gear clicking on. pure audio, but the distinct press of buttons with clear sounds of irritation ( grunting, muttered curses ) can be heard over the feed. ]

The fuck does this shit even work...

[And then there’s the distinct sound of someone else, a haughty HUFF before:]

Who the fuck cares, Kar? Let’s just get goin’ already, I hardly want to wait around while you futz with that infernal dewice.

[ hear that? it’s an irritable sigh. ]

Fuck you, Ampora. If you’d actually use your goddamn think pan for two seconds instead of just doing whatever the taintchafing fuck you want, then maybe you’d realize that we need to get information before blindly jumping into the clusterfuck that is this shithole!

Besides. The map says you’re going the wrong fucking way. Great navigational skills you have there, genius.

[Oops a snarl!]

Fuck your map and fuck whoewer you’re tryin’ to contact, we don’t need their help! Not to mention, if they’re the same as the ones in this tiny as fuck town we’re in, they’re HUMANS. Are you honestly goin’ to ask some fuckin’ sandsuckin’ HUMANS for help Kar? Thought you had more pride in bein’ a troll than that.

Guess I was wrong.

[ a hard clunk as the Gear hits the ground. sounds like someone threw it and there’s a rustle of fabric as Karkat is grabbing Eridan by the scarf. ]

If we’re here, fuckass, then the other members of our team could be too! Are they not worthy of trying to fucking contact either, grubtard? If I recall, you were the one practically begging me on your hands and fucking knees about traveling together in the first place.

[There’s a twin to that rustle of clothes as Eridan mirrors the gesture to Karkat’s own shirt, because fuck this, he’s not gonna let Karkat put his hands all over his clothes with some sort of retaliation!]

First off, get your grubby fuckin’ mits off my scarf! But second off, sure whatewer they MIGHT be here. And if they aren’t? We got a bunch a fuckin’ humans thinkin’ we’re some pathetic helpless species needin’ their help and guidance, fuck that and fuck you! I HARDLY did anythin’ so dramatic, dirtscrapper!

Eridan, you are the very essence of dramatic, you cape wearing douchebag. And so what if they’re humans? We’ve been fucking relying on humans ever since -

[ and he cuts himself off. ]

That shit was on, you know.

What? What was on?

[ in that moment Karkat lets Eridan go and picks up the Gear. have some noise while he waves it on. ]

It’s on you raving brinesucker!

Oh. [This is said very flatly with unamused realization.]

Well, turn it the fuck off, you stupid fuck!

What the hell are you calling me stupid for!? You’re the one that was so fucking insistent on me paying attention to you and your fin faced needs!

[ BUT HE TURNS IT OFF ANYWAY ]

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and here i thought johto was finally rid of you two heartbreakers
welcome back babes
<3

[ At this point, Dave is considering making it his goal to convince every newfag troll who sets foot in this place that they dated him once. ]

hey if its gagging you want i can do you better than a puppet karkisses
ask and ye shall receive

hey you asked
anyway welcome back and shit
see if you can stick around longer than a month this time
this revolving door bullshit is getting old

nothing personal karkaboodle
just sick of giving you the 411 every time you show up all full of stupid inquiries like a newfag

more like my point is made
ive gotten so tired of it ive passed the torch on to sister dear
i assume shes got you up to speed
shes only too happy to seeing as how she likes you so much
god only knows why

[HE SURE DID ONLY PAY ATTENTION TO THE BABES ON YOUR TEAM, OOPS.]

Edited 2011-10-05 01:29 (UTC)

sure have babe
sad you dont remember me but i guess thats the way this place works
whatever

[ He was probably better off that way. Dave's no good for anyone. ]

[Man he is really tired of this bullshit 'SURE HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE BUT DON'T REMEMBER' bullshit.]

hey if youre having trouble believing it ive got photographic proof
should answer your question too

[ And so he cheerfully sends a picture to Eridan's 'Gear: Dave and a slightly pink-faced Eridan, cheek-to-cheek in a booth at a café, looking absolutely cozy. ]

[All the staring. What the fuck? What the fuck shitting fuck? Him and this human?]

the reddest of matesprits
<3

Edited 2011-10-09 06:11 (UTC)

why
you thinking about picking up where he left off

[There's quite the pause.]

[ Substantial pauses on Dave's end, too. Didn't we learn this lesson already, Strider? And yet....

Maybe we can do it right this time. ]

yeah
yeah okay
lets just see where this goes