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usedshooshpap) wrote2011-10-02 09:41 pm
usedshooshpap) wrote2011-10-02 09:41 pm
001 ♋ Audio
[ this would be the Gear clicking on. pure audio, but the distinct press of buttons with clear sounds of irritation ( grunting, muttered curses ) can be heard over the feed. ]
The fuck does this shit even work...
[And then there’s the distinct sound of someone else, a haughty HUFF before:]
Who the fuck cares, Kar? Let’s just get goin’ already, I hardly want to wait around while you futz with that infernal dewice.
[ hear that? it’s an irritable sigh. ]
Fuck you, Ampora. If you’d actually use your goddamn think pan for two seconds instead of just doing whatever the taintchafing fuck you want, then maybe you’d realize that we need to get information before blindly jumping into the clusterfuck that is this shithole!
Besides. The map says you’re going the wrong fucking way. Great navigational skills you have there, genius.
[Oops a snarl!]
Fuck your map and fuck whoewer you’re tryin’ to contact, we don’t need their help! Not to mention, if they’re the same as the ones in this tiny as fuck town we’re in, they’re HUMANS. Are you honestly goin’ to ask some fuckin’ sandsuckin’ HUMANS for help Kar? Thought you had more pride in bein’ a troll than that.
Guess I was wrong.
[ a hard clunk as the Gear hits the ground. sounds like someone threw it and there’s a rustle of fabric as Karkat is grabbing Eridan by the scarf. ]
If we’re here, fuckass, then the other members of our team could be too! Are they not worthy of trying to fucking contact either, grubtard? If I recall, you were the one practically begging me on your hands and fucking knees about traveling together in the first place.
[There’s a twin to that rustle of clothes as Eridan mirrors the gesture to Karkat’s own shirt, because fuck this, he’s not gonna let Karkat put his hands all over his clothes with some sort of retaliation!]
First off, get your grubby fuckin’ mits off my scarf! But second off, sure whatewer they MIGHT be here. And if they aren’t? We got a bunch a fuckin’ humans thinkin’ we’re some pathetic helpless species needin’ their help and guidance, fuck that and fuck you! I HARDLY did anythin’ so dramatic, dirtscrapper!
Eridan, you are the very essence of dramatic, you cape wearing douchebag. And so what if they’re humans? We’ve been fucking relying on humans ever since -
[ and he cuts himself off. ]
That shit was on, you know.
What? What was on?
[ in that moment Karkat lets Eridan go and picks up the Gear. have some noise while he waves it on. ]
It’s on you raving brinesucker!
Oh. [This is said very flatly with unamused realization.]
Well, turn it the fuck off, you stupid fuck!
What the hell are you calling me stupid for!? You’re the one that was so fucking insistent on me paying attention to you and your fin faced needs!
[ BUT HE TURNS IT OFF ANYWAY ]
The fuck does this shit even work...
[And then there’s the distinct sound of someone else, a haughty HUFF before:]
Who the fuck cares, Kar? Let’s just get goin’ already, I hardly want to wait around while you futz with that infernal dewice.
[ hear that? it’s an irritable sigh. ]
Fuck you, Ampora. If you’d actually use your goddamn think pan for two seconds instead of just doing whatever the taintchafing fuck you want, then maybe you’d realize that we need to get information before blindly jumping into the clusterfuck that is this shithole!
Besides. The map says you’re going the wrong fucking way. Great navigational skills you have there, genius.
[Oops a snarl!]
Fuck your map and fuck whoewer you’re tryin’ to contact, we don’t need their help! Not to mention, if they’re the same as the ones in this tiny as fuck town we’re in, they’re HUMANS. Are you honestly goin’ to ask some fuckin’ sandsuckin’ HUMANS for help Kar? Thought you had more pride in bein’ a troll than that.
Guess I was wrong.
[ a hard clunk as the Gear hits the ground. sounds like someone threw it and there’s a rustle of fabric as Karkat is grabbing Eridan by the scarf. ]
If we’re here, fuckass, then the other members of our team could be too! Are they not worthy of trying to fucking contact either, grubtard? If I recall, you were the one practically begging me on your hands and fucking knees about traveling together in the first place.
[There’s a twin to that rustle of clothes as Eridan mirrors the gesture to Karkat’s own shirt, because fuck this, he’s not gonna let Karkat put his hands all over his clothes with some sort of retaliation!]
First off, get your grubby fuckin’ mits off my scarf! But second off, sure whatewer they MIGHT be here. And if they aren’t? We got a bunch a fuckin’ humans thinkin’ we’re some pathetic helpless species needin’ their help and guidance, fuck that and fuck you! I HARDLY did anythin’ so dramatic, dirtscrapper!
Eridan, you are the very essence of dramatic, you cape wearing douchebag. And so what if they’re humans? We’ve been fucking relying on humans ever since -
[ and he cuts himself off. ]
That shit was on, you know.
What? What was on?
[ in that moment Karkat lets Eridan go and picks up the Gear. have some noise while he waves it on. ]
It’s on you raving brinesucker!
Oh. [This is said very flatly with unamused realization.]
Well, turn it the fuck off, you stupid fuck!
What the hell are you calling me stupid for!? You’re the one that was so fucking insistent on me paying attention to you and your fin faced needs!
[ BUT HE TURNS IT OFF ANYWAY ]
audio;
What kind have you been given, Eridan?
audio;
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[She's, like, been keeping track of all the Pokemon.]
If you check that handheld computer you were given, it should tell you. It's quite useful.
audio;
One second.
[Curiosity is a powerful force man, so here he is rummaging real quick to get it and maybe even release his pokemon. Yep, after a second or two the sound of the pokemon being recalled is heard.]
... It's been sayin' its fuckin' name this whole time? Horsea? What sorta fuckin' name is that? Seabiscuit's way better.
[Yeah, Eridan has class in his naming abilities!]
audio;
[Welp.]
You will find more Pokemon as you travel. They are surprisingly diverse.
audio;
[huff.]
So, is there anythin' significant to their diweristy, or are they just like generally different like regular beasts? [May as well get this information.]
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[A brief pause.]
...You know, Ara, for bein' so low on the hemospectrum, you actually aren't all that bad.
[
It was bound to happen sometime.]audio;
Don't get any funny ideas. I am just giving you the required information.
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[GOD HE IS SUCH A SMOOTH OPERATOR.]
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And yet you still call it "disgusting". Your compliments are severely misplaced.
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The facts are the facts, Ara. I hardly am one to NOT call it how it is.
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Are you finished? Because I'm about to stop helping you.
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Uhh--Fuck, fine, sure whatewer, if you don't want the compliments, far be it from me to stop you from bein' so impertinent like the rest a you landfuckers.
[Man whatever, like he even cares, jeeez.]
audio;
Maybe if you weren't so obnoxious.
But I know that's hard for you.
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Oh, fuck you! I'm hardly obnoxious. You just can't take a compliment when someone far more important that you has the magnanimity to giwe you one.
audio;
Why, thank you, Eridan, for being so very thoughtful. I am clearly in the wrong. All I wanted to do was help.
[Hear that? That's a whole lot of NOPE going on.]
audio;
[Oh was that sarcasm Aradia was using? Oops.]
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Did you have any other questions...
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[Too bad this is audio, otherwise Aradia could see the smirk and the raise eyebrows.]
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If you step it up, you and Karkat can probably rendezvous with my travelling party on the way to Violet City.