031 ♋ Voice

[usedshooshpap]

Here's a question for all of you who like to answer such things. It's completely mundane and has no deep meaning, so don't fucking look for any. Just listen to the question, answer it, and move along without dwelling too much ( read: AT ALL ) on what's behind it. Because there's nothing. Got it? Okay, great.

Where is your favorite location in this shithole and why.

Now go.

Comments

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[ghostytrainer]

It'th a black hole of thuffering where fun goeth to die. Theriouthly, happineth may be able to enter it jutht fine? But it drainth it all out of you until there ith nothing left but boredom tho thevere it'th phythically painful and you want nothing more than to beat your brainth out on the nearetht brick wall.

If you thomehow managed to avoid thith, conthider yourthelf lucky. You may have some unknown immunity to it and we might need to dithect your brain to create thome kind of preventative medithine.

[You just don't understand how bad it was, Karkat. You can't possibly understand the horror that was Violetstuck.]

voice;

[papshooshing]

John?

voice;

[ghostytrainer]

Yeah?

voice;

[papshooshing]

You sure you're all right there?

voice;

[ghostytrainer]

Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

[He's just telling it like it is, man.]

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[papshooshing]

Violet isn't THAT fucking bad. I mean I wouldn't want to STAY there, but...

voice;

[ghostytrainer]

No dude, it ith totally that bad. Athk anybody. You jutht have some kind of magic brain powerth that we need to pick apart for the betterment of all mankind.

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[papshooshing]

Oh ha ha. So fucking funny.

voice;

[ghostytrainer]

You thay that like I'm joking.

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[papshooshing]

You are because it's not fucking possible here.

voice;

[ghostytrainer]

What, magic or mad brain thienthe? Becauthe I bet we could figure thomething out for the latter.

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[papshooshing]

John Egbert, so help me I will not be afraid to punch you in the shame globes should you even try.

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[ghostytrainer]

But Karkat. Thith ith for the good of everyone in Johto, and all thothe who will one day be brought here. I think it'th worth potentially being punched in the quethtionable alien anatomy that I may or may not actually even have.

voice;

[papshooshing]

Oh fuck that.

voice;

[ghostytrainer]

Hehehe. Nah, you're right, I am pretty much joking. The only thienthe I am any good at ith ectobiology. No buttonth in brain thurgery. And even if it'th not actually pothible here, I would hate to kill you.

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[papshooshing]

I don't think you have it in you anyway.

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[ghostytrainer]

Being a brain thurgeon or killing people? [A beat.] Never mind, that wath a dumb quethtion. Either way, you're right. Ath much ath I like the idea of being a pokemon doctor, I don't think I could cut their headth open. I'd be too thcared of making the problem worthe.

voice;

[papshooshing]

...I was actually talking about both of those concepts.

voice;

[ghostytrainer]

Well I will take the thecond one as a good thing, at leatht.

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[papshooshing]

[ okay, yeah. he's back to laughing. can't hold it in, sorry. ]

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[ghostytrainer]

Thtill not theeing how thith ith funny, Karkat!

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[papshooshing]

I laugh at Sollux all the time. You know that, right?

voice;

[ghostytrainer]

That doethn't make it okay!

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[papshooshing]

Say it, don't thpray it!