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[usedshooshpap]

Here's a question for all of you who like to answer such things. It's completely mundane and has no deep meaning, so don't fucking look for any. Just listen to the question, answer it, and move along without dwelling too much ( read: AT ALL ) on what's behind it. Because there's nothing. Got it? Okay, great.

Where is your favorite location in this shithole and why.

Now go.

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[shadowdive]

I don't have to now. [Rolls his eyes.] It was before I started battling with gym leaders and actually training, back when I lived in the burnt tower basement. I stole food from the monks at the bell tower and they started doing the same thing; leaving food in bowls. [Mildly annoyed huff.]

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[usedshooshpap]

....

Why weren't you training and shit?

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[shadowdive]

I was still trying to figure myself out. [Glances away with a grunt.] When I first arrived here, I went after Ventus the same way I did back home and tried to take his body again. Obviously, this place doesn't work the same as our world did, so it couldn't happen no matter what I did.

I thought I was worthless without being able to do that.

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[usedshooshpap]

Oh...

[ and now he feels bad. Karkat knows how hard that would have been for Vanitas. foot in mouth. ]

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[shadowdive]

[Quiet for a few moments longer, Vani reaches and socks Karkat in the shoulder.] But you're right. I won't need to resort to stealing food ever again.

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[usedshooshpap]

[ huffs and rubs at shoulder. frown frown. ]

Great to know.

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[shadowdive]

[Quit frowning; rolling his eyes lightly, Vanitas reaches again, if only to drag him in close and set his chin on the others shoulder.] Don't look like that.

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[usedshooshpap]

[ papping a cheek. ]

All right, all right.

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[shadowdive]

[Still snuffs gently and tips his head, lightly headbutting.] You wouldn't let me eat only that stuff anyway, it was mostly just beans and rice.

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[usedshooshpap]

...You actually ate beans and rice?

Ew, what the fuck?

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[shadowdive]

It's all I'd eaten before so I just went with it until people started shoving different foods at me.

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[usedshooshpap]

Good thing too

That's just fucking miserable.

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[shadowdive]

It wasn't that bad. [Shrugs a bit and tips his head so his cheek is resting on Karkat's shoulder now.] Now I like peaches, bacon, pancakes, coffee, waffles.. I guess they're called "breakfast foods"?

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[papshooshing]

Now to start getting you on lunch and dinner foods. Besides meat.

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[shadowdive]

Fries are good too. Why can't I just eat meats? It's pretty much "lunch and dinner" food.

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[papshooshing]

[ have a light punch to the shoulder. ]

You'll get fat.

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[shadowdive]

[Snickers and digs his chin into Karkat's shoulder.] Isn't that what you want? A squishier pillow?

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[papshooshing]

Some plush wouldn't hurt.

But god, I swear you're some anorexic diva when it comes to food.

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[shadowdive]

[Roollllls his eyes.]

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[papshooshing]

[ punches.

just not too hard. ]

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[shadowdive]

[Going to punch back. Lightly enough to not leave a bruise.] I'll still prefer a steak over anything.

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[papshooshing]

Fuck that. Grubloaf is a thing made of miracles.

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[shadowdive]

Grubloaf doesn't sound the least bit appetizing. [HE REMEMBERS THE PART WHERE IT WAS EXPLAINED THAT GRUBS WERE USED FOR FOOD.]