Now that your eyes are here, let me tell you what this is all about. Now Karkat here comes from a canon called Homestuck. The canon is pretty much chat logs and memos, with an occasional flash game. All of the characters have their unique font color and way of formatting their text. Karkat's text is DARK GRAY AND ALWAYS IN CAPS. ALWAYS.

If this bothers you, now is the time to speak up. Things I am willing to do to make this roleplay experience fun for the both of us are: type translations for posts and comments, respond with only voice/video, or not interact with your characters. I will not put my posts under a cut or use the courier without the color. Sorry!

So basically just let me know what's okay and what isn't. All of this stuff is screened too.

Thank you for your time. ♥

[ video has Karkat, in full troll skin kinda fussing with his nails. claws. whatever. in yellow Prospit pajamas. ]

Kanaya already said something, so I'm not going to repeat that shit pointlessly. I don't care how this happened. All I know is that I am very, very fucking thankful for it. I am hoping that it will stay that way.

It's not that I'm apposed to being soft and squishy. I just don't feel right in my own goddamn skin. This? This is much more natural.

[ doesn't look very scary with that Joltik perched on his shoulder though. ]

Last time I had this outfit an entire fucking moon blew up...



[ A) maybe you're just traveling along a route. maybe you're walking in town. suddenly there is this little guy attached to your pant leg. possibly eating it. maybe just chittering and climbing higher and higher.

B) it's a bird, it's a plane! no, likely it's just Karkat. goodhood and all. enjoying flight because he NEVER gets to fly. it's a sore spot. a big, giant sore spot.]

( Private to Travel Party )

So I'm on my last badge. After this both Johto and Kanto will have been crushed under the fearsome wrath that is one Karkat Vantas and his victorious team of battle hardened beasts.

...What now? I mean what the fuck do you do after that massive undertaking has finally been cleared away? The Elite Four is still not an option, I know. Yeah, sure, I have some little beasts that need to be trained. But what is there really left to do?

I've just woken up from spending two whole goddamn years shooting the metaphorical breeze with ( if that's even how the saying goes - fuck if I know ) one red clad asshole and the Mayor. Not that it's been a bad experience, but I'm so done with sitting around with my nubs shoved up my waste chute.

It's about goddamn time that the rumored Elite Four show their bulgesucking faces. I don't know how any of you that have been here for two years or more have been able to bear hearing about them but not actually know if they exist or not.

I'm hoping that it is some sort of sign that their challenges will be opening up soon, but I'm not going to hold my breath until my face turns all blue and blotchy. Fuck, I wouldn't even be surprised if it was just a ploy to get us there...

Seriously though... Has anyone even witnessed these guys walking around at all? Have they made even one single appearance? At all? I know I sure as hell haven't seen one of these assholes parading around the towns I tend to dwell in for a perigee at a time. How the fuck are we even going to know what they look like, if everyone is wearing a god awful mask?

After being able to finally manage the blind dragon, I get blessed with another gift through his evolution... I thought I was mentally prepared for the twin heads, but the goddamn beast is now nipping at itself.

[ he pans the camera to his Zweilous. sure enough, the two heads are snapping at each other. not at all playful like either. ]

It's like every thing has to be this big fucking competition between them. Last night the thing got sick because one head just had to try to out eat the other...

Any advice at this point would be good advice as I'm about to lose my shit over this juvenile behavior.

Oh my god... How can anyone want to stick around one place for longer than a few weeks when there's so much shit to get done? I've been settled in Vermillion for only about three weeks and I am already going absolutely shithive maggots. Maybe the best idea is to just blaze through those last few badges, I don't know. What I do know is that one way or another, I am getting the merry fuck on my way. Screw waiting for the weather warm up.

I think my Pichu is feeling it too because he's kind of sparking here and there. Is that normal? Like, my Ampharos when she was a Mareep had this problem, but what the shit do I do to avoid getting shocked this time around? It's not like I can just take care when brushing him! That and he thinks every damn thing is funny at the moment and it just sets him off! Right now it's a never ending spiral of shocking, what I think is giggling, and more shocking. Just make it stop, oh my god.

[ as if on cue, a little Pichu can be heard chiming in and an aggravated huff from a Zangoose. Karkat... he just groans. sighs... ]

Unrelated to all of the globetickling bulgehumps out there and my own trainer problems - which is to say that this message is only for those of my particular joint universes - where the blithering fuck is everyone? I just met up with Eridan a few days ago, but what about everyone else?



( Private to Rose )