031 ♋ Voice

[usedshooshpap]

Here's a question for all of you who like to answer such things. It's completely mundane and has no deep meaning, so don't fucking look for any. Just listen to the question, answer it, and move along without dwelling too much ( read: AT ALL ) on what's behind it. Because there's nothing. Got it? Okay, great.

Where is your favorite location in this shithole and why.

Now go.

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[ghostytrainer]

Ecruteak, becauthe of the towerth and legendth and the atmothphere kind of remindth me of home in a really weird way. But then again, I haven't been to Lavender Town yet tho that may change.

But I am kind of fond of Olivine too.

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[ he hasn't heard you trying to talk yet. ]

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[ brb laughing. ]

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[ghostytrainer]

Oh my god, fuck you! Quit laughing, nothing I jutht thaid wath funny!

[He's pretty sure he knows why Karkat's laughing. It's either the lisp or th-- wait he wouldn't know that he tried the moirail greeting on Vriska. Unless she told him at some point...? Who knows. In any case, it's probably the lisp.]

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[papshooshing]

You sound fucking ridiculous.

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[ghostytrainer]

I can't help it, it'th the fucking teeth! They're thtill not completely gone.

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[papshooshing]

Gee, I couldn't tell.

Ecruteak, huh?

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[ghostytrainer]

Yeah, Ecruteak. Didn't really thpend a whole lot of time there but it'th thtill my favorite tho far.

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[papshooshing]

Then why didn't you stay longer? There are so many fucking people in Goldenrod.

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[ghostytrainer]

Had to get the retht of the badgeth. And after we got them all, Rothe wanted to take a little vacation in Olivine. Then there wath thome other thtuff, Dave left blah blah and thomehow we wound up in Goldenrod again. And we jutht haven't made it back.

It could be worthe though. Could be Violet.

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[papshooshing]

What's with all this hate on concerning Violet?

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[ghostytrainer]

It'th a black hole of thuffering where fun goeth to die. Theriouthly, happineth may be able to enter it jutht fine? But it drainth it all out of you until there ith nothing left but boredom tho thevere it'th phythically painful and you want nothing more than to beat your brainth out on the nearetht brick wall.

If you thomehow managed to avoid thith, conthider yourthelf lucky. You may have some unknown immunity to it and we might need to dithect your brain to create thome kind of preventative medithine.

[You just don't understand how bad it was, Karkat. You can't possibly understand the horror that was Violetstuck.]

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[papshooshing]

John?

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[ghostytrainer]

Yeah?

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[papshooshing]

You sure you're all right there?

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[ghostytrainer]

Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

[He's just telling it like it is, man.]

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[papshooshing]

Violet isn't THAT fucking bad. I mean I wouldn't want to STAY there, but...

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[ghostytrainer]

No dude, it ith totally that bad. Athk anybody. You jutht have some kind of magic brain powerth that we need to pick apart for the betterment of all mankind.

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[papshooshing]

Oh ha ha. So fucking funny.

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[ghostytrainer]

You thay that like I'm joking.

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[papshooshing]

You are because it's not fucking possible here.

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[ghostytrainer]

What, magic or mad brain thienthe? Becauthe I bet we could figure thomething out for the latter.

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[papshooshing]

John Egbert, so help me I will not be afraid to punch you in the shame globes should you even try.

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[ghostytrainer]

But Karkat. Thith ith for the good of everyone in Johto, and all thothe who will one day be brought here. I think it'th worth potentially being punched in the quethtionable alien anatomy that I may or may not actually even have.

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[papshooshing]

Oh fuck that.