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ALL RIGHT. NOW THAT WE HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED IN THIS LITTLE BACKWATER TOWN
THERE'S SOME BUSINESS TO DISCUSS.
IN OTHER WORDS, I HAVE SOME EGGS THAT ARE FOR SALE.
IN THE PAST, THIS HAS BEEN FOR FREE.
HOWEVER, BECAUSE OF *REASONS* THIS TIME I CAN'T REALLY AFFORD TO DO THAT.
WE HAVE SHINX, AXEW, BAGON, PURRLOIN, TWO DIFFERENT SETS OF SWABLU EGGS, LAPRAS, FEEBAS, BLITZLE, GASTLY, RALTZ, GROWLITHE, POOCHYENA, AND DRATINI.
MAKE AN INQUIRY ABOUT ONE AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I CAN AND THE PRICE THAT I WILL BE CHARGING.
SOME OF THESE SHITTY BEASTS ARE GOING TO BE A LITTLE COSTLY.
WHAT CAN I SAY? YOU CAN'T GET NEW BATTLEMATES WITH A FUCK TON OF MOVES AND NOT EXPECT TO PAY A *LITTLE* BIT FOR IT, RIGHT.
RIGHT
ANYWAY, THAT'S WHAT WE GOT.
UNFORTUNATELY, IF YOU'RE IN JOHTO, I CAN ONLY SEND THEM TO YOUR PC.
IF YOU'RE IN KANTO, I CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION IF NO ONE IS ADVERSE TO HAVING A GIANT BAT DELIVER.
YEAH, I THINK THAT'S ALL I GOT.

(( ooc: there are still some left ))

Comments

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[viiru2alert]

I'm not cuddling anything. [...Yes you are, Sollux.]

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[usedshooshpap]

Then hand it over.

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[viiru2alert]

...

[After a moment, he does hand over the Shinx egg, still wearing an indifferent expression as if to say, "See? Not coddling."]

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[usedshooshpap]

[ snorts and rolls his eyes. Karkat hands it back immediately after. ]

My mistake.

[ only not really. ]

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[viiru2alert]

You asshole.

[How could you take him away from his kind and loving daughter like that???]

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[usedshooshpap]

Oh stop pouting, Captor. You're kind of acting like my Lusus over the entire thing.

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[viiru2alert]

[His response to this is to grumble a bit and go back to playing with the PokéGear, Egg still settled in his lap.]

What's the deal with this thing on the Pokémon Centers? If I take a job being the busy little worker jade there, do I have to do it for just that Center, or everywhere?

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[usedshooshpap]

The Centers? There's one in every city, so it's not like you can't get rehired there in every place. It's what I do.

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[viiru2alert]

So you just quit when you're moving on to the next city, I guess.

[...]

[...Okay, seems legit.]

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[usedshooshpap]

Basically. Trainers are in and out so much.

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[viiru2alert]

...I guess I could do that for a while.

[And hopefully stop mooching off of Karkat. He doesn't battle enough Trainers to make a living off of it.]