usedshooshpap: (XII)
Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] usedshooshpap) wrote2012-08-02 08:53 pm

026 ♋ Video

[ when the feed clicks on, it only shows one thing. Ventus and Vanitas propped up. in bed. sleeping. ]

Since this place is getting new blood in all of the fucking time, I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to present a lesson about the mechanics of how this stupid place works.

Behold upon your screen, if you dare, at the deceptively innocent faces of these two bulgesuckers. They have fallen into a sleep that they cannot be roused from.

[ just to demonstrate this fact... Karkat has a squirt gun and is shooting Vanitas and Ventus in the face with it. nope. not even stirring. ]

Get used to it. It could very well happen to you. They could be experiencing memories from their home world.

Either way, Ventus and Vanitas are out of commission for fuck knows how long and up to a week, maybe. If you need them, leave a goddamn message on their Gears since I am no fucking message boy.

That's it. Move along with your worthless lives now.

viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Glub ♊ clap-clap-clappiing)

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[personal profile] viiru2alert 2012-08-06 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no. But that was my last-ditch effort, KK. Now my elaborate plan to sweep you clear off your feet and onto your developmentally-stilted horns is all in shambles. Thanks a lot.

[Well, he recovered pretty fast.]
fathersbeloved: (I....)

[personal profile] fathersbeloved 2012-08-06 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you're with him... He told me we are friends, so I want to see him fine.
fathersbeloved: (So that's what "clumsy" means...)

[personal profile] fathersbeloved 2012-08-06 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure he is.

[Pause...]

What's "dumbass"?
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Huffy ♊ kaliinka maliinka)

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[personal profile] viiru2alert 2012-08-06 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You know what I meant, bulgemunch.
roemance: (Default)

[personal profile] roemance 2012-08-06 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh that one, yeah thats about to hatch too.
feelofmisfortune: (Wecktify this...)

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[personal profile] feelofmisfortune 2012-08-06 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's grinning wildly.] I highly advise still thwoing a chicken at 'em.

[It'll be hilarious.]

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[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-08-07 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Not sure that you'll find a fucking cluckbeast around here.
fairycircle: (politely)

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[personal profile] fairycircle 2012-08-07 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
You don't think it's something that could happen in any other world?

[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-08-07 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You have fun with it now

[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-08-07 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"Dumbass" is a more flowery way of calling someone an idiot or stupid.
roemance: (come an get it)

[personal profile] roemance 2012-08-07 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Wwhat type is it again?

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[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-08-08 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Here, let me count on my prongs how many fucking worlds I've been to.

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[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-08-08 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Do I, Captor?
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (BFFs ♋ liike an iidiiot wiith me)

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[personal profile] viiru2alert 2012-08-08 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I hope so, because otherwise you'd be completely worthless as a human-troll being, and that would just be really fuckin' sad.
feelofmisfortune: (Oh bugger)

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[personal profile] feelofmisfortune 2012-08-08 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
Nothin' similar, either? The fish and the balverween are pwetty close.
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Unsure ♊ 2triike the piiano)

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[personal profile] viiru2alert 2012-08-09 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Sollux falls silent, trying to think.]

Dunno.

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