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Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] usedshooshpap) wrote2012-07-10 11:51 am

024 ♋ Voice

I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, VANITAS! THAT WAS A DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING TRICK AND YOU BETTER BE READY TO PAY SOME FORM OF RESTITUTION FOR YOUR CRIMES! AND DON'T THINK THAT FOR A MINUTE YOU'RE GETTING OFF EITHER, SOLLUX MOTHERFUCKING CAPTOR! YOU ARE ALSO BEING HELD RESPONSIBLE!

[ then he coughs from the shouting and groans. ]

As if this week couldn't even get remotely worse at this point. You know... Every time I think 'hey, looks like life is finally giving me a decent deal,' I get fucked over in some way. Just throw me down on a table, Life. Have it your way because every turn I make, that's just what you're going to do anyway!

[ huff puff huff puff ]

Is it so fucking wrong to ask for one thing to go right? Just one?

[ Private to Rose ]

You around?

[ /private ]

[ Private to Eridan ]

You are on my shit list. What the fuck were you thinking, telling Captor all that shit!?

[ /private ]
licentious: (Changed my mind. I'm wearing a dress.)

[personal profile] licentious 2012-07-11 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hello, Karkat, will you wish to hear another fortune? [ She might as well open every conversation with this line from now on. ]
licentious: (I don't think of it like a pole dancing)

[personal profile] licentious 2012-07-12 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't need to pay. Consider it a sign that your luck is turning around. [ ....heh. ]
Edited 2012-07-12 22:24 (UTC)
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text + voice

[personal profile] licentious 2012-07-14 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
Johto doesn't like you. It thrives on rainbows, sundrops, moonbeams, zebras and fairy tales. Not gray trolls with a profanity and rage addiction.
licentious: (You thought the chillable logo was a)

voice

[personal profile] licentious 2012-07-15 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
You know, with this much knowledge, you should start making fortunes of your own.
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voice

[personal profile] licentious 2012-07-16 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
For my unbiased advice on events, stunning wit and to provide one of the few people that actually care. [ Except she really doesn't' care about Karkat but she finds him an amusing way to pass the time :( ]

Re: voice

[personal profile] papshooshing 2012-07-16 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, there's a reason. Completely blew my mind.

[ hear his sarcasm? hear it? ]
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voice

[personal profile] licentious 2012-07-17 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like an exceptionally rare occurrence.

[ She'll reply back with her own sarcasm! ]