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HEY SHITLICKERS, EYES OVER HERE FOR ABOUT TWO SECONDS.
I HAVE SOMETHING OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE TO ASK ABOUT.
I'LL GET TO THAT IN A MINUTE.
FIRST, REST ASSURED THAT I AM STILL FINE, GODDAMMIT.
WHERE ALL THIS CONCERN CAME FROM, IN REGARDS TO MY LAST RECORDING, I HAVE NO CLUE
BUT DON'T GET YOUR HORNS ALL LOCKED UP AND TWISTED OVER IT.
IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS HAVING A PANIC ATTACK OR ANYTHING, HOLY SHIT.
SECOND, I AM DONE WITH THE GYM CHALLENGE HERE IN JOHTO.
KANTO IS NEXT ON THE LIST SINCE I *WILL* GET ALL SIXTEEN FUCKING BADGES AND NO ONE IS GOING TO STOP ME.
FINALLY, THE MOST IMPORTANT PART:
WHEN IS THE NEXT EQUINOX?

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I *AM* FOURTEEN IN EARTH YEARS.

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[fullmoonfortune]

Oh, sorry! Happy birthday, by the way, for whenever it is. Or was, I guess.

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WHAT NOW?

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[fullmoonfortune]

Happy wriggling day? Wow, that's a lot to type.

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IT HASN'T HAPPENED YET?

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[fullmoonfortune]

Happy early wriggling birthday???

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I HAVEN'T DECIDED WHEN IT IS YET!

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[fullmoonfortune]

Sorry! I was just trying to cover my bases, in case I miss it when it happens... whenever you decide. I don't know what day my birthday is either, but I don't think I could decide it like you can.

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WHY NOT?

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[fullmoonfortune]

I guess because... I wasn't really born?

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SO WHAT...
YOU WERE HATCHED?

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[fullmoonfortune]

It's a little more complicated than that.