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[usedshooshpap]

HEY SHITLICKERS, EYES OVER HERE FOR ABOUT TWO SECONDS.
I HAVE SOMETHING OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE TO ASK ABOUT.
I'LL GET TO THAT IN A MINUTE.
FIRST, REST ASSURED THAT I AM STILL FINE, GODDAMMIT.
WHERE ALL THIS CONCERN CAME FROM, IN REGARDS TO MY LAST RECORDING, I HAVE NO CLUE
BUT DON'T GET YOUR HORNS ALL LOCKED UP AND TWISTED OVER IT.
IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS HAVING A PANIC ATTACK OR ANYTHING, HOLY SHIT.
SECOND, I AM DONE WITH THE GYM CHALLENGE HERE IN JOHTO.
KANTO IS NEXT ON THE LIST SINCE I *WILL* GET ALL SIXTEEN FUCKING BADGES AND NO ONE IS GOING TO STOP ME.
FINALLY, THE MOST IMPORTANT PART:
WHEN IS THE NEXT EQUINOX?

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[extinguishescandles]

what do you use then? the moon?
or well, alternia's moon?
...provided you have a moon?
or maybe moons?

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[usedshooshpap]

MOONS AND SEASONS, MOSTLY.
SO YES, MORE THAN ONE MOON.

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[extinguishescandles]

how many moons do you guys have?

[Suddenly it's Alternian astronomy time.]

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[usedshooshpap]

TWO.
ONE SHINES GREEN AND THE OTHER PINK.

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[extinguishescandles]

oh huh.
neat!
so what's the sudden interest in equinoxes, anyway?

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[usedshooshpap]

MY WRIGGLING DAY IS ON AN EQUINOX.

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[extinguishescandles]

oh!
neat. so that means it's coming up pretty soon, right?
or...do you have more than just two equinoxes?

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[usedshooshpap]

AN EQUINOX REALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MOONS.
IT'S PURELY DEPENDENT UPON THE SUN AND HOW IT CROSSES THE EQUATOR.
SO IT ONLY HAPPENS FOUR TIMES A SWEEP WHERE DAY AND NIGHT ARE EQUAL.