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Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] usedshooshpap) wrote2012-06-25 06:42 pm

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HEY SHITLICKERS, EYES OVER HERE FOR ABOUT TWO SECONDS.
I HAVE SOMETHING OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE TO ASK ABOUT.
I'LL GET TO THAT IN A MINUTE.
FIRST, REST ASSURED THAT I AM STILL FINE, GODDAMMIT.
WHERE ALL THIS CONCERN CAME FROM, IN REGARDS TO MY LAST RECORDING, I HAVE NO CLUE
BUT DON'T GET YOUR HORNS ALL LOCKED UP AND TWISTED OVER IT.
IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS HAVING A PANIC ATTACK OR ANYTHING, HOLY SHIT.
SECOND, I AM DONE WITH THE GYM CHALLENGE HERE IN JOHTO.
KANTO IS NEXT ON THE LIST SINCE I *WILL* GET ALL SIXTEEN FUCKING BADGES AND NO ONE IS GOING TO STOP ME.
FINALLY, THE MOST IMPORTANT PART:
WHEN IS THE NEXT EQUINOX?
shadowdive: (half shot)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-26 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Shut up. I worried. [Gonna get a punch in the shoulder for making him say it over the phone.]

That doesn't sound like it happens often. Did anyone answer when it is? Why do you need to know?
shadowdive: (clearly surprised)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-26 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Mm. It may have been because I asked advice on how to keep you from dehydrating while we were still in the cave. [So all those worried calls, yup-]

Wriggling day? [There's just a beat before he realizes what it means.] Birth day. No, it doesn't sound like it translates well. So you will just count it on the equinox?
shadowdive: (ugh)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-26 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Shut up. I didn't know what to do. [Translation: I panicked.]
shadowdive: (words)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-26 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
No. [Flat out refusing to call that a 'derp move'.]
shadowdive: (ugh)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-26 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
I panicked. I didn't have a derp moment.
shadowdive: (faaaack)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-26 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP] Yes, I panicked.
shadowdive: (pout)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-26 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
... Why? [YOU CAN'T SEE but he is squinting so hard at his screen.]
shadowdive: (ass)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-26 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm making you tell me when I come home.
shadowdive: (ugh)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-06-26 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Uggghhhhh.] Know what, I don't even care anymore. Now, wriggling day is a birth day, right? It's on the equinox?

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