Karkat Vantas (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
usedshooshpap) wrote2012-06-04 06:54 pm
usedshooshpap) wrote2012-06-04 06:54 pm
020 ♋ Video
[ the video clicks on to a very disgruntled looking Karkat. if anyone looks carefully behind him, they can probably see Vanitas looking absolutely horrified. ]
I wondered when this would happen again. Lo and fucking behold, karma bit me in the ass once more. Meaning I go out to practice some of this swimming shit and when I come back I find these:
[ he pans the camera to a bed full of eggs. ]
Some of them were surprises and some of them were just because I got to fed up with dealing with beasts that apparently need to get their pail on. So I remedied the solution and ended up with some more. Fuck selling them, since I noticed we got some more new suckers drawn into the place, so they're free. Help me get rid of them, for the love of fuck.
Given what we have, I'd say there's Shinx, Swablu, Growlithe, Poochyena, Zubat, Skarmory, Mareep, Eevee, Bulbasaur, Mudkip, Feebas, and Vanillite. Delivery can be by bird or bat if need be just take these fucking things off our hands!
(( ooc: some of them are still up for grabs! ))
I wondered when this would happen again. Lo and fucking behold, karma bit me in the ass once more. Meaning I go out to practice some of this swimming shit and when I come back I find these:
[ he pans the camera to a bed full of eggs. ]
Some of them were surprises and some of them were just because I got to fed up with dealing with beasts that apparently need to get their pail on. So I remedied the solution and ended up with some more. Fuck selling them, since I noticed we got some more new suckers drawn into the place, so they're free. Help me get rid of them, for the love of fuck.
Given what we have, I'd say there's Shinx, Swablu, Growlithe, Poochyena, Zubat, Skarmory, Mareep, Eevee, Bulbasaur, Mudkip, Feebas, and Vanillite. Delivery can be by bird or bat if need be just take these fucking things off our hands!
(( ooc: some of them are still up for grabs! ))
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[ and yes, they would enjoy it... but unless someone dies it's not that much of a "sport." ]
Put it this way, grubs spend their existence in the brooding caverns that are carved into the subterranean levels of our planet. A fuck ton of eggs are laid, man. Yet we don't exactly have a need for population control. A lot of grubs die, to be honest. A grub and their Lusus aren't the only things that inhabit those caves. Another, unattached Lusus could be there. Or some other nookbreath and his Lusus might feel threatened and attacked.
[ he shrugs. ]
As soon as we finish coming out of the pupa, being bipedal with with real arms, we're expected to complete a series of trials. No weak links are permitted, you know?
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They totally do.]Survival of the fittest from the very start. I suppose that must make you a formidable fighter in your own right, that you've lived to tell of it at all.
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Yeah, more or less. Highbloods kill off lowbloods all the time too. Sea dwellers can be especially vicious if provoked. You even have nookbiters that go out and run FLARP campaigns. Those stupid games usually end up with a death or two.
Personally, I spent my time training to become one of the most vicious members of our Fleet - a Threshecutioner.
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Still, I suppose there are worse fates.
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Ever think that I might just be of the fucking happy opinion that caste means fuck all in light of our race's extinction!? A lot of good it does to follow a goddamn archaic system when there's only twelve of you left!
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And overreacting so defensively to an offhand comment doesn't do much to help conceal the fact that you are, in fact, one of the 'lowbloods', as you put it. Not that I'm suggesting being one is inherently a bad thing, as you seem to assume; I'm simply curious where you fall in the spectrum, as it were.
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one sec. hitting his head on the desk. again. ]
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A simple question isn't always a provocation, you know.
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And for someone so adamant about throwing off the 'goddamn archaic systems' of troll culture, as you so eloquently put it, you certainly are quick to resort to that same culture as a justification once it's in your favor for a change.