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Vanitas, would you fucking like to stop your constant need to squirm around?

Shut up, I need a minute to prepare

[ snort. ] If you tense up, you'll only make this fucking worse for yourself.

[ so, so dry. ] Oh, ha ha, you say that like it's not going to hurt. Give me something to bite. [ a beat. ] Your arm is preferred.

It will only hurt like the human conception of Hell for a few seconds, you big wiggler. If you need something to bite, then use your Vanillish. C'mon, Will. Get over here.

[ there's the thudding of footsteps followed by a low 'Axorrrr' from Will, Karkat's Haxorus. ]

I'm not biting that, it tastes like crap! And it's going to hurt long after you shove it back into place, idiot! Get me something to bite or I'm calling this off.

[ another groan. ] Oh my god. Fine! [ the sound that hits the Gear is Karkat digging through his bag. ] Take my extra shirt, shit for brains.

[ there's a grunt and Karkat starts again: ] On the count of three. One... Two - [ insert pop sound and a roar. ] Three.

FFUCK! [ that's a scream, not a yell. ]

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But they just want to help you!

I don't want their help other than patch me up and let me out.

Well, that's what they do. You should really go to a hospital or a real doctor next time. Not that I don't think... Karkat is too bad. But if something happens like this again.

He knew what he was doing, so I have no problems with letting him do it again if I have to. [REJECTING HOSPITALS AND DOCTORS FOREVER]

... Please let me know if something worse than that happens. Even if you don't like hospitals, I have some medical training, and two people helping is better than one, right?

Why should I trust you, just because you have medical training?

... I don't know. You did just meet me. You shouldn't really trust people you don't know. But I'd rather no one dies of infection or something else horrible if I'm available to help somehow. I'm not asking to be your friend, just to let me help if something goes wrong-

With either of you. Karkat included. Anyone included!

[He's quiet a few minutes, thinking it over and narrowing his eyes at the Gear.. but soon enough he speaks up again.]

Fine. What's your name?

Kido Jyou. Uh. I mean, Jyou. It's Japanese tradition to say your last name, first.

Which do you prefer to be called by?

Jyou is fine.

My name is Vanitas.

It's nice to meet you!

Uh, sorry about your bone though.

Edited 2012-06-10 05:57 (UTC)

It'll be fine. Bodies heal. Nice to meet you too, I guess. [What is this social thing.]

I hope so.

[LEARN TO BE SOCIAL, VANITAS.]

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