usedshooshpap | 019 ♋ Voice

Vanitas, would you fucking like to stop your constant need to squirm around?

Shut up, I need a minute to prepare

[ snort. ] If you tense up, you'll only make this fucking worse for yourself.

[ so, so dry. ] Oh, ha ha, you say that like it's not going to hurt. Give me something to bite. [ a beat. ] Your arm is preferred.

It will only hurt like the human conception of Hell for a few seconds, you big wiggler. If you need something to bite, then use your Vanillish. C'mon, Will. Get over here.

[ there's the thudding of footsteps followed by a low 'Axorrrr' from Will, Karkat's Haxorus. ]

I'm not biting that, it tastes like crap! And it's going to hurt long after you shove it back into place, idiot! Get me something to bite or I'm calling this off.

[ another groan. ] Oh my god. Fine! [ the sound that hits the Gear is Karkat digging through his bag. ] Take my extra shirt, shit for brains.

[ there's a grunt and Karkat starts again: ] On the count of three. One... Two - [ insert pop sound and a roar. ] Three.

FFUCK! [ that's a scream, not a yell. ]

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What did he do this time?

Punch an overgrown fire lizard with wings and expect to come out unscathed. Then he decided it would be more beneficial to NOT go to someone that could set it properly.

[If she was the type to facepalm, this would be where Karkat could hear the smack of her palm on her forehead. But since she's not the type, there's only another long suffering sigh. Yep. That sounds like Vanitas.]

And I'm guessing knocking him out to get him to a nurse wasn't an option.

It happened a while ago. If I had known him them, I would have done just that.

So why didn't you do it this time? [Honest question; it would have had to have been easier than doing this, wouldn't it?]

I know what I'm doing maybe? This isn't the first time I've had to do something like this.

[ giant monster crab for a caregiver... ]

Knowing him, it won't be the last time, either. [Because he's reckless and foolish and stupid at times. Hence, punching his Charizard then not going to a nurse in the first place. Hopefully that giant monster grab of Karkats taught him a little bit of patience to not kill idiots on sight.]

I will knock him the fuck out and hand him over to the doctors the next time he wants to be a little shit.

Try and get it on camera if it happens. Maybe everyone seeing it will teach him to stop being an idiot.

That's a gamble. He might not give a flying fuck even then.

I did say maybe. Like you said, he probably won't care, but at this point, could it hurt to try?

No, probably not.

Then you've got nothing to lose by trying. The threat alone may make him think twice, if he's got any sense left in his head.

[Which she doubts, but still.]

I'll record all his stupid moments then.

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