019 ♋ Voice

[usedshooshpap]

Vanitas, would you fucking like to stop your constant need to squirm around?

Shut up, I need a minute to prepare

[ snort. ] If you tense up, you'll only make this fucking worse for yourself.

[ so, so dry. ] Oh, ha ha, you say that like it's not going to hurt. Give me something to bite. [ a beat. ] Your arm is preferred.

It will only hurt like the human conception of Hell for a few seconds, you big wiggler. If you need something to bite, then use your Vanillish. C'mon, Will. Get over here.

[ there's the thudding of footsteps followed by a low 'Axorrrr' from Will, Karkat's Haxorus. ]

I'm not biting that, it tastes like crap! And it's going to hurt long after you shove it back into place, idiot! Get me something to bite or I'm calling this off.

[ another groan. ] Oh my god. Fine! [ the sound that hits the Gear is Karkat digging through his bag. ] Take my extra shirt, shit for brains.

[ there's a grunt and Karkat starts again: ] On the count of three. One... Two - [ insert pop sound and a roar. ] Three.

FFUCK! [ that's a scream, not a yell. ]

Comments

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

All this fuss about correcting a shoulder. Goddamn wigglers, all of you.

[video]

[will_to_burn]

Correcting a shoulder? That sounded painful!

[ Nevermind that she's got no clue what a wiggler is. She's too worried to really stop and think about it right now. And, you know, hopping on one foot while she pulls her other sock on from within her room at the Goldenrod inn. ]

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

He didn't have it set right the first time so we had to fucking reset it.

If Vanitas wasn't as stubborn as an oinkbeast, then it could have been healed properly sooner.

[video]

[will_to_burn]

An oinkbeast?

[ She shakes her head slightly. ] Are you two going to go to the hospital? Or the Pokémon Center?

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

Pig, in human vernacular.

[ rubs at his face. ]

I'm going to go there, yeah. He'll be fine as long he doesn't move around so much.

[video]

[will_to_burn]

Oh.

[ Well, that's... ] Good. I should be there soon.

[ Despite, you know, not knowing exactly where they are, but hey, she'll figure that out as she goes. ]

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

I don't need another mouth in this fucking hive to feed. Mind your own business.

[video]

[will_to_burn]

My friends are my business! Besides, I can feed myself. I made plenty of money from my part-time job. You won't have to buy anything for me.

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

What the fuck is your malfunction? This was done on purpose. He's just fucking fine. There's no reason to take off!

By the time you get here, we'll be gone.

[video]

[will_to_burn]

So I'm supposed to sit here and do nothing when one of my friends is hurting? You wouldn't do that, would you?

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

There's no immediate danger! I'm not a fucking Lusus, so no. I wouldn't drop everything to help someone that's already been helped. That's completely redundant!

1/2 - [video]

[will_to_burn]

It's not --

1/2 - [video]

[will_to_burn]

[ Wait. ]

A what?

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

I'll tell you if you sit your ass down.

[video]

[will_to_burn]

[ On one hand, she really wants to know. On the other -- ]

I can't do that. [ Because a friend's well-being trumps her curiosity any day. ]

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

Then you'll never know.

[video]

[will_to_burn]

That's okay. Vanitas-kun's health is more important to me than that.

not here

[shadowdive]

[.............. ngh. What is guilt and how do I deal with it >8|]

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

Wow.

[video]

[will_to_burn]

'Wow' what?

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

I can't tell what parts of your think pan that you're missing. The possibilities are infinite.

[video]

[will_to_burn]

What's that supposed to mean?

[video]

[usedshooshpap]

You're blowing things out of proportion.

[video]

[will_to_burn]

I don't think I am.

[ Then again, this is Hikaru. Now if only she realized this... ]