[ your girlfriend told him. isn't she the best? :)
Karkat rubs the back of his neck a moment because fuck. it's easy to be honest when you're in the throes of terror and the like. but doing this willingly and out of irritation? well that's just a different thing altogether. ]
Do you think this is particularly easy on me, shit head? Ever since I started trolling you in a more linear fashion, you haven't once bit my head off or took me far too seriously like you have been here. I did blame that on all of the time shenanigans, but my point still stands. Just because I know that I'm a douchebag and a raging fuckass doesn't mean that I can always stop and fucking think "oh, this might affect how John Egbert speaks to me, I better stop!"
It doesn't fucking work like that, John. I'm gloriously me and while I accept and respect you for you who are in your entirety, though there are time that I pound my fists into my skull for it, I'd never ask you to be any fucking different. Perhaps more tolerant of cultural barriers, but shit, man. You wouldn't be John Egbert if you weren't all happy and pulling stupid as fuck pranks.
What I mean to say is that, yeah. I'm a jerk, but that's just who I am. Half of the time I don't mean it and I'm not about to go around treating you like a special fairy princess when even my own friends face my white hot ragebreath. Either you accept me for all of me, knowing that at least I think of us as friends, or ,quite bluntly, fuck off.
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Karkat rubs the back of his neck a moment because fuck. it's easy to be honest when you're in the throes of terror and the like. but doing this willingly and out of irritation? well that's just a different thing altogether. ]
Do you think this is particularly easy on me, shit head? Ever since I started trolling you in a more linear fashion, you haven't once bit my head off or took me far too seriously like you have been here. I did blame that on all of the time shenanigans, but my point still stands. Just because I know that I'm a douchebag and a raging fuckass doesn't mean that I can always stop and fucking think "oh, this might affect how John Egbert speaks to me, I better stop!"
It doesn't fucking work like that, John. I'm gloriously me and while I accept and respect you for you who are in your entirety, though there are time that I pound my fists into my skull for it, I'd never ask you to be any fucking different. Perhaps more tolerant of cultural barriers, but shit, man. You wouldn't be John Egbert if you weren't all happy and pulling stupid as fuck pranks.
What I mean to say is that, yeah. I'm a jerk, but that's just who I am. Half of the time I don't mean it and I'm not about to go around treating you like a special fairy princess when even my own friends face my white hot ragebreath. Either you accept me for all of me, knowing that at least I think of us as friends, or ,quite bluntly, fuck off.