I am? [This is news to him.] But...wait. Okay. You and Vriska are both from further along in the timeline than me. And I was still there despite the fact that I shouldn't have... wait, does this mean we're in a doomed, offshoot timeline? Am I not the real John anymore?

[And this is why Dave is the time guy and John is the wind guy. It took him nine months to think of this possibility.]