What--[Oh man that was an especially sloppy lick to his cheek, ignore that undignified noise of utter disgust and abhorrence coming from Eridan at the moment. Too bad Karkat isn't recording this shit, this is gold]

AUGH! Stupid fuckin' barkbeast, get your foul as fuck tongue OUTTA my face--[Yeah not working. Not with that sloppy dog kiss.]

KAR I WILL SKIN THIS FUCKIN' THING SO HELP ME!