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WHAT THE ACTUAL TAINTCHAFING FUCK IS WITH ALL OF THESE FLAPBEASTS WITH FANGS.
ZUBAT, WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT THEY'RE CALLED AT THIS GODDAMN POINT.
THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
I CAN'T WALK TWO FEET TO GET SOME LATE NIGHT TRAINING IN WITHOUT RUNNING INTO THE GRUBFUCKERS.
IT'S LIKE OK, THANKS YOU LITTLE BULGEBITERS, BUT I ALREADY CAUGHT ONE OF YOU LITTLE SHIT STAINS
NOW IT'S TIME TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND GO EAT A CATERPIE OR WHATEVER THOSE LITTLE GRUB THINGS ARE CALLED.
ACTUALLY, IT PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE OH YEAH, I DID CATCH ONE
BUT JOSIE HAS TO BE THE TINIEST LITTLE FUCKING ZUBAT OUT OF ALL OF THEM.
HER FANGS ARE SHIT, MAN.
TINIEST LITTLE FUCKERS I HAVE YET TO LAY MY EYES ON AND HER ONLY ATTACK IS A SHITTY MOVE THAT CAN'T DO MUCH OF ANYTHING.
I SWEAR THAT I GOT FUCKING JIPP
OH SHIT.
HOLD ONTO THAT THOUGHT
I FUCKING TURN MY BACK FOR A MOMENT AND THAT GODDAMN EGG IS HATCHING.
WHATEVER, I'M DONE HERE.

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[ reaches out and -

ruffles all of that fur. it's a distraction tactic, really!

then the Growlithe pulls back, sitting down to wag its tail. ]

Holy shit...

What's wrong that you would even need to ask me this shit?

Nothing's wrong! It's just...here, hold on.

[The feed clicks off for a second, before John calls back with a filter on the video.]

I'm Vriska's moirail now and I still don't really know what I'm doing. I mean, I know what a moirail is and everything but I am worried that somehow I will manage to fuck everything up. And I really don't want to...

[ Clearly they are going to get along!!! ]

You won't fuck up, John. Look, I've already seen what kind of troll she ends up becoming just because of your influence. Potential's there and everything. So all you have to do is figure out how to get her from doing stupid shit.

[ he, of course, says this with a bit of a saddened face. ]

You have got to stop doing that. Geez, do you know how hard it is to keep track of people here?

Welcome back, anyway.

[Oh. Well, seems Karkat has conquered the beast, less fun, but it works.]

I hope it makes a habit a assaultin' you with that slobbery tongue a its, cuz that'll be some good entertainment while we trawel. But if you're done with this commotion, I'd rightly like to sleep.

[Weh weh princess needs his beauty sleep, weh.]

[ glares at Eridan from the ground. then he leans up to mutter something at the PUPPY while giving it a few pats.

guess who's going to be saying hello to you in about three seconds, eri? ]</small.

[Yeah that muttering gets an eyebrow raise before OH FUCK IS THAT A BARKBEAST IN HIS GRILL?]

FUCK!! [Definitely trying to fend the fucker off, pushing it and trying to get away from that fucking tongue.]

Kar--!! Kar get this fuckin--MMmPFFTBBBTTBBTT! GROSS--AAH! [Yeah he definitely got a tongue licking his face and HE IS HARDLY APPRECIATING IT IN THE SLIGHTEST!]

Call your beast off this INSTANT!

Edited 2011-10-11 02:31 (UTC)

Ask Alex nicely and maybe he'll fucking stop.

What--[Oh man that was an especially sloppy lick to his cheek, ignore that undignified noise of utter disgust and abhorrence coming from Eridan at the moment. ~~Too bad Karkat isn't recording this shit, this is gold~~]

AUGH! Stupid fuckin' barkbeast, get your foul as fuck tongue OUTTA my face--[Yeah not working. Not with that sloppy dog kiss.]

KAR I WILL SKIN THIS FUCKIN' THING SO HELP ME!

[ watches and might be taking out Josie to feed her. 8T see this look of not caring? ]

Just fucking say please already.

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