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WHAT THE ACTUAL TAINTCHAFING FUCK IS WITH ALL OF THESE FLAPBEASTS WITH FANGS.
ZUBAT, WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT THEY'RE CALLED AT THIS GODDAMN POINT.
THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
I CAN'T WALK TWO FEET TO GET SOME LATE NIGHT TRAINING IN WITHOUT RUNNING INTO THE GRUBFUCKERS.
IT'S LIKE OK, THANKS YOU LITTLE BULGEBITERS, BUT I ALREADY CAUGHT ONE OF YOU LITTLE SHIT STAINS
NOW IT'S TIME TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND GO EAT A CATERPIE OR WHATEVER THOSE LITTLE GRUB THINGS ARE CALLED.
ACTUALLY, IT PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE OH YEAH, I DID CATCH ONE
BUT JOSIE HAS TO BE THE TINIEST LITTLE FUCKING ZUBAT OUT OF ALL OF THEM.
HER FANGS ARE SHIT, MAN.
TINIEST LITTLE FUCKERS I HAVE YET TO LAY MY EYES ON AND HER ONLY ATTACK IS A SHITTY MOVE THAT CAN'T DO MUCH OF ANYTHING.
I SWEAR THAT I GOT FUCKING JIPP
OH SHIT.
HOLD ONTO THAT THOUGHT
I FUCKING TURN MY BACK FOR A MOMENT AND THAT GODDAMN EGG IS HATCHING.
WHATEVER, I'M DONE HERE.

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Shut up, fuckass!

[ it's a hiss as Karkat scrambles over to the egg. there's little cracking noises and he's trying to unwrap it from the blanket that he set the egg in to keep it warm. so, okay. honestly he normally sleeps with it after making sure Eridan can't see him do so.

but now there is a noise of the Growlithe inside, and Karkat is starting to help the poor thing out. ]

[Meanwhile, John just looks baffled.]

Uh...right then. Now what does that have to do with Gamzee?

This method worked on calming his rageful subjuggulating ass down.

[Karkat, who knew you were so motherly!]

Are you seriously tellin' me to shut up, when you're the one who woke me up if the first fuckin' place?

[Now that his glasses have been found, he's definitely going to try and peer at what's happening. getting especially curious when he hears the noise from the egg.]

Oh shit, oh fuck it's hatchin', isn't it? [Yep, definitely moving closer now to try and get a better view of it.]

What the fuck is it?

You...petted him like a dog? And that made him calm down?

[What?]

Gamzee is far from being a goddamned barkbeast, John. He just has some issues that probably stem from his Lusus never being the fuck around.

[ about three days of sleeping with it. holding it and keeping it out of the rain ( aka under his shirt shut up ). ]

Yes, shit head. It's hatching. Now hold on while I -

[ and then the last of the egg breaks apart when Karkat takes that last bit off. it's just... well it looks like a barkbeast with stripes and tufts of fur. ]

Huh.

Well yeah I know he's not. But that's what it looks like you're doing! And believe it or not, I do know about those issues. Not what caused them, but...yeah.

[STARING.]

... When the fuck do barkbeasts hatch from eggs?

[ the best mommy!!! ]

All of them hatch from eggs, idiot. How the fuck did you miss - Ahhh!

[ because said barkbeast is currently tackling Karkat to lick him. ]

[ no one must know! ]

You're from too fucking early in the timeline to know anything about him.

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