044 ♋ Video/Action ♋ 4th Wall

[usedshooshpap]

[ video has Karkat, in full troll skin kinda fussing with his nails. claws. whatever. in yellow Prospit pajamas. ]

Kanaya already said something, so I'm not going to repeat that shit pointlessly. I don't care how this happened. All I know is that I am very, very fucking thankful for it. I am hoping that it will stay that way.

It's not that I'm apposed to being soft and squishy. I just don't feel right in my own goddamn skin. This? This is much more natural.

[ doesn't look very scary with that Joltik perched on his shoulder though. ]

Last time I had this outfit an entire fucking moon blew up...

[ Alternatively ]

[ A) maybe you're just traveling along a route. maybe you're walking in town. suddenly there is this little guy attached to your pant leg. possibly eating it. maybe just chittering and climbing higher and higher.

B) it's a bird, it's a plane! no, likely it's just Karkat. goodhood and all. enjoying flight because he NEVER gets to fly. it's a sore spot. a big, giant sore spot.]

Comments

he is misguided

[papshooshing]

See, back on my planet we'd cull anyone that's not going to be beneficial to the gene pool. In some cases I don't agree with that philosophy, but then I look at some of the globetickling, hiveshit bulgewaffles out there and rethink said policy.

sharks = best shit ever ok. rawr

[fangking]

The smarter people don't reproduce because they don't want to deal with the little shits that'd pop out of them.

So it's basically the morons reproduce and we hope the human race doesn't die from continued stupidity.

beast with sickles are better

[papshooshing]

...This is the saddest sack of shit that I've ever heard. The species is only going to get progressively stupider.

yeah scythers are pretty cool too. he wants one eventually. :P

[fangking]

At least I won't be around long enough to see them develop back into single-celled organisms. Tch.

[papshooshing]

Except for a handful? They're all dead where I come from. Universe went BOOM.

[fangking]

Fuck, mine's probably not that far behind.

[papshooshing]

Likely not in the same way. I don't think meteors will be smashing into your Earth.

[fangking]

[ a snort ]

Who the fuck knows? Meteorites crash into it every fucking day, but they're so small nobody gives a shit.

If it's destroyed it'll be from someone starting a nuclear war and killing everything.

[papshooshing]

Nuclear war?

[fangking]

Nuclear war.

Boom. Everything is fucking blown up, or killed by radiation.

Everyone is so fucking trigger-happy it's bound to happen sooner or later.



((ooc: this is an accurate representation of how agito views garchomps.))