043 ♋ Voice

[usedshooshpap]

[ Private to Travel Party ]

I'M GOING OFF TO TRAIN FOR A BIT.
NO ONE HAVE A HEART ATTACK OKAY?
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL OR ANYTHING BUT I GUESS IT'S WHAT YOU'D CALL CLAUSTROPHOBIA.
KARKAT VANTAS NEEDS SOME PERSONAL PACE TO BALANCE BEING FACE DEEP IN SOMEONE'S ASS ALL THE TIME.

[ /Private ]

So I'm on my last badge. After this both Johto and Kanto will have been crushed under the fearsome wrath that is one Karkat Vantas and his victorious team of battle hardened beasts.

...What now? I mean what the fuck do you do after that massive undertaking has finally been cleared away? The Elite Four is still not an option, I know. Yeah, sure, I have some little beasts that need to be trained. But what is there really left to do?

I've just woken up from spending two whole goddamn years shooting the metaphorical breeze with ( if that's even how the saying goes - fuck if I know ) one red clad asshole and the Mayor. Not that it's been a bad experience, but I'm so done with sitting around with my nubs shoved up my waste chute.

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[ghostytrainer]

maybe...
i'm honestly not sure if i want to though.

you know i am just going to go ask dave, right?

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[usedshooshpap]

AND HE'LL LIKELY TELL YOU.
GOD, I WAS SUCH AN EMBARRASSING LITTLE SHITSTAIN.

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[ghostytrainer]

implying you aren't one now?
nah jk.
from the sonds of things, it sounds like you were both being immature buttheads.
maybe i will ask rose about it.
for the most unbiased opinion.
but at least it sounds like you were...sort of having fun?

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[papshooshing]

FUN?
NOT REALLY. I MEAN I STILL WANTED TO DO FUCK ALL WITH DAVE.
AT THE TIME I WAS STILL KIND OF MAD ABOUT HIM BEING ALL PUPA PALS AND MORE WITH TEREZI.
IT WASN'T UNTIL I GOT OVER IT THAT I ACTUALLY HAD SOME FUN.
IF YOU CAN CALL THE STUPID SHIT WE DID FUN.

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[ghostytrainer]

well i don't know exactly what you did but i think if it can truly be classified as "stupid shit" that it probably was fun, yes.
that's how things tend to work with dave.

oh man, i am not going to have to start getting jealous am i?
are you trying to make a move on my bbfl, karkat?
i will get rose to hold my earrings if i have to!!

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[papshooshing]

DUDE, YOU WILL FOREVER BE HIS *BEST* BRO.
THAT'S NOT GOING TO CHANGE AND YOU KNOW IT.
BESIDES
HE'S NOT MY TYPE.

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[ghostytrainer]

i know, i was kidding.
there is more than enough of dave to go around.
though i call dibs on all of his useful organs.
just in case, you know. you can never be too careful.

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[papshooshing]

THAT IS FUCKING CREEPY JOHN.
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.

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[ghostytrainer]

it's in the bro code. did you never read the manual?
article #629, subsection 4, paragraph 28:

"In the event of a horrific accident in which it is blatantly obvious to everyone with a brain that only one bro will make it out of the fiery inferno alive, i.e. one is dead upon impact or shortly thereafter (for cases in which the mortality of both parties is questionable, skip this fucking paragraph and go down to the next one) the deceased's organs shall go to his bro so that he might survive. Thus shall the deceased become the other's life bro-d. Blood type need not matter, for if your friendship is pure and true, that alone will be enough to counteract science."

all in the code, dude.
it's aaaaaall in the code.

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[papshooshing]

THAT IS THE SINGLE MOST FRIGHTENING SHIT I HAVE EVER READ.
YOU'RE PLANNING ON HARVESTING HIS ORGANS UPON HIS IMMANENT DEMISE.
WHAT KIND OF FREAK DOES THAT?
YOU'RE SCARING ME A LITTLE OVER HERE, JOHN.

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[ghostytrainer]

the coooooooode.

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[Thank you, Rose, for showing him that emote. Everyone is eternally grateful that you did that.]