usedshooshpap | 039 ♋ Voice

Oh my god... How can anyone want to stick around one place for longer than a few weeks when there's so much shit to get done? I've been settled in Vermillion for only about three weeks and I am already going absolutely shithive maggots. Maybe the best idea is to just blaze through those last few badges, I don't know. What I do know is that one way or another, I am getting the merry fuck on my way. Screw waiting for the weather warm up.

I think my Pichu is feeling it too because he's kind of sparking here and there. Is that normal? Like, my Ampharos when she was a Mareep had this problem, but what the shit do I do to avoid getting shocked this time around? It's not like I can just take care when brushing him! That and he thinks every damn thing is funny at the moment and it just sets him off! Right now it's a never ending spiral of shocking, what I think is giggling, and more shocking. Just make it stop, oh my god.

[ as if on cue, a little Pichu can be heard chiming in and an aggravated huff from a Zangoose. Karkat... he just groans. sighs... ]

Unrelated to all of the globetickling bulgehumps out there and my own trainer problems - which is to say that this message is only for those of my particular joint universes - where the blithering fuck is everyone? I just met up with Eridan a few days ago, but what about everyone else?

[ private to Rose ]

So um. There's a little bit of a problem.

I could ask Kanaya, but I thought... Uh...

[ /private ]

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Well there's Valentine's too. And while you obviously have plans already, I was hoping if you were to be in the area that we could do something together. Nothing big and fancy because I wouldn't want to steal the thunder from your date with Vani, of course.

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Now how the fuck am I supposed to say no to that?

That's a very good question but if you are still considering saying no, I could throw in the kicked puppy eyes too.

Do you really think those eyes would work on me, knowing the real you beneath?

I think they'd have a good chance.

You already have me wrapped around your skinny little digits. I don't know why you think it necessary.

I never said it was necessary, just that I have faith it would work and if you still insisted on staying in Kanto, I wouldn't be afraid to put it to use.

Rose. You are an evil, evil person.

I think if I were evil, I wouldn't be friends with such good people. [[She chuckles, offering him a warm smile.]]

By the way, the next step after failed puppy eyes is going over your head.

Good friends does nothing to tell about your varying degrees of underhanded methods of coercion.

And I'd like to think that Vanitas would be somewhat immune to your seer-ly wiles.

I just like to spend time with you guys once in a while. How can that be so evil? And you'd like to think that, so I'll go ahead and let you continue doing so.

[ squinting at you, Rose. all of the squinting. ]

[[Smiling at you, Karkat. All of the smiling.]]

Why do I even like you?

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