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[usedshooshpap]

[ Private to Lust ]

I'm going to take you up on the offer. Just kick us out when you can't stand our presence, but I can't even fucking walk straight half of the time because of these damn growing pains.

So I guess yeah. Just thanks.

[ /end ]

When John wakes up, I am going to thank him for those earplugs. Do you know how fucking peaceful it was riding the train this time around? Maybe that's because a certain someone wasn't trying to start shit every time he batted an eyelash. He's your problem now, Megido.

Now. If I get one more fucking thing that has a Krabby on it, I swear that I will gouge the senders eyes out with my Alakazam's ( or really Vriska's, I guess ) spoons. Yes, haha. I'm a Cancer. Haha, Krabby and crabs. Yes, we all get the goddamn joke. However, let's take a moment to really examine that.

[ Karkat kind of eases the camera over to his Crawdaunt. ]

THIS is probably closer to what my Lusus looks like. He wasn't some scuttling little beast.

Moving on...

How the fuck do you raise a blind Pokémon? He just keeps biting at everything!

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[timelymaid]

[ You get a purely baffled look, Karkat. So baffled. ]

...What's wrong?

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[usedshooshpap]

Sollux and motivation.

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[timelymaid]

Are you really that surprised? He used to play the fiduspawn video games.

[ Even if he'd deny it, he definitely said as much to her earlier and quoted the theme song. ]

...And anyway, no voices. It's easier to hear yourself think here. That probably helps matters.

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[usedshooshpap]

Yeah. See. I never knew that.

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[timelymaid]

Probably because he doesn't think they're "cool" video games.

[ SO WHY ARE YOU TELLING KARKAT ABOUT IT, THEN, ARADIA? ]

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[usedshooshpap]

Because they're not.

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[timelymaid]

Well, it's lucky for us that none of us are cool, then.

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[usedshooshpap]

Speak for yourself!

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[timelymaid]

[ Laughing at you brb.

Okay we're good. ]

So you think any of us are actually cool?

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[usedshooshpap]

Not all of us, clearly.

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[timelymaid]

I think being cool is pretty overrated anyway. It's better to just do as you like!

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[usedshooshpap]

I think definitions of "cool" just vary.

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[timelymaid]

So how do you define "cool"?

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[usedshooshpap]

Afraid I'm not a liberty to discuss that at this point in time.

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[timelymaid]

That means you don't have an answer, right?

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[usedshooshpap]

It means I don't have to tell you.

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[timelymaid]

Well, if you say so!

So what did you name him? The blind Pokemon.

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[usedshooshpap]

Mike.

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[timelymaid]

Mike?

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[usedshooshpap]

Megido, I really have to sit your fairy butt down and force you to watch movies. Educate yourself.

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[timelymaid]

What movie am I uneducated on right now? I only ever really watched adventure flicks.

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[usedshooshpap]

That's your problem. Most of mine are named after some character in romcoms.

This particular one is about one nooksludge that realizes he messed up his life in such a way that there is nothing redeemable about it. Naturally he makes some neurotic wish about being back in his wiggling days. Lo and behold, through some cliched plot device, he wakes up one night and gets a do over. There's more to it than that, but that's the basic summary.

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[timelymaid]

Well, I wouldn't object to a movie night the next time we're in the same place, if you can find the equivalents!

...And this is a movie you enjoyed? [ because it doesn't sound like you enjoyed it ]

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[usedshooshpap]

Troll Zac Efron is extremely overrated in my opinion, but I guess he had a decent fanbase? All looks and no substance, if you ask me.

I guess we could arrange for a movie night? The only problem is that the majority of our people are in Johto while I'm in Kanto.

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[timelymaid]

Maybe Sollux can figure out how to steam movies on these, and we could hold it via gears? [ He probably could, anyway. ]

Otherwise, I guess we'd have to wait until the next time we all decide to get together, although I've absolutely no idea when that might be. I doubt we'll get together for every wriggling day, there being so many of us.