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Hopefully everyone is done wallowing in shame and embarrassment from that party enough for me to say that if I see mistletoe next year, I will fucking burn the place to the ground. Also, the adult Lalonde is not allowed to add her special "touch" to anything that might go into the bile sacks at any group function. Not that I don't appreciate the sentiment, but the end result was excruciating to watch.

Now that the official business is over, I've got a dilemma here. Obviously the first of the week, I'm going back towards Kanto. Big surprise, I know. What is surprising is that I don't know what I want to do. There are still four badges for me to get, but the question is... Do I just stay in Vermillion or Fuchsia until more tolerable traveling weather is in sight or just keep going? I'm a little on the fence because it's fucking cold and I hate traveling in it.

[ Locked to Kanaya ]

Hey, is everything all right? I saw you leave the party, but didn't really get the chance to catch up with you.

[ /Locked ]

Oh, right. The Deino hatched yesterday. What the fuck is with these hyperactive hatchlings I've got recently?

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You mean this never came up with Vriska?

Er...no. It didn't. But Vriska would have been an exception. I think I could have explained this to her had she ever asked. But like I said, it's not something I would think to bring up on my own. I'm not a girl, after all.

...You know. This awkward conversation shit usually only happens with Strider.

...is that a good thing or a bad thing?

I'm not at liberty to say.

Ah! [Lightbulb! Subject change!] Speaking of Dave...there's one more male puberty thing I should probably mention. Erm...okay. [Deep breath.] So sometimes, you'll get...excited.

[Suddenly we all understand why Dave made him remember that this is a topic he had to cover. Well, maybe all of us.]

And not for any real reason, it will just kind of...happen. Oftentimes at night. So uh...yeah.

Yeah... I already learned that, thanks.

Oh, well. In that case, that is normal too! Hahaha...ha...

No... It's as awkward as fuck.

Well that too. Especially when it-- [That moment when you start saying something out loud that was suppsoed to stay a thought inside your head...NOPE NOPE. IXNAY ON THE ONERBAY.] never mind.

Anyway, I'll go talk to Rose and see if she had a little more foresight and talked to the troll girls already. Talk to you later. [A beat.] Unless there was anything else you had to add to all this?

Nope. My pride and dignity have taken enough blows today.

Hehe, alright then. Later!

[Wave and click!]

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