usedshooshpap | 037 ♋ Voice

Hopefully everyone is done wallowing in shame and embarrassment from that party enough for me to say that if I see mistletoe next year, I will fucking burn the place to the ground. Also, the adult Lalonde is not allowed to add her special "touch" to anything that might go into the bile sacks at any group function. Not that I don't appreciate the sentiment, but the end result was excruciating to watch.

Now that the official business is over, I've got a dilemma here. Obviously the first of the week, I'm going back towards Kanto. Big surprise, I know. What is surprising is that I don't know what I want to do. There are still four badges for me to get, but the question is... Do I just stay in Vermillion or Fuchsia until more tolerable traveling weather is in sight or just keep going? I'm a little on the fence because it's fucking cold and I hate traveling in it.

[ Locked to Kanaya ]

Hey, is everything all right? I saw you leave the party, but didn't really get the chance to catch up with you.

[ /Locked ]

Oh, right. The Deino hatched yesterday. What the fuck is with these hyperactive hatchlings I've got recently?

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AND SHRED MY FLESH IN THE PROCESS!? ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!?

Oh jesus... [Resisting the urge to introduce his face to his palm here.] If you know what you're doing, you won't cut yourself. It just takes a little practice, that's all.

SAYS THE LITTLE BOY WHO WOULD JUST LOVE TO BE A GREAT FUCKING FURRY APE OF A MAN!

Dude, we're basically the same age! You can't call me a little boy any more than I can laugh at you for your voice cracking.

[A beat.]

Oh and furry ape is a bit far. I don't want to be a walking carpet or anything, Christ.

Who is the one going through human puberty here?

Technically, both of us. Though admittedly, it sounds like you are going through it a little faster than I am.

I'd say stay put, but since I'm not planning to do the same, that'd be a little hypocritical! I guess it depends how badly you want to be somewhere else.