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[ Locked to Eridan ]

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU WHEN YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO SPARE.
DON'T THINK TOO MUCH ON IT, I JUST HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO DO
BLOW THIS OPPORTUNITY TO PROVE YOURSELF AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN INTESTINES.

[ /Locked to Eridan ]

TWO THINGS THAT I'M GOING TO THROW UP FOR POTENTIAL AID.
IN OTHER WORDS, I SORT OF NEED A FEW VOLUNTEERS.
THE FIRST MATTER IS THAT I WANT TO EVOLVE MY HAUNTER, BUT I REALIZE THAT NEEDS A TRADE.
SO IF ANY ONE OF YOU SHIT HEADS FEELS AMIABLE TO DO SO, CALL ME UP.
NOW THE SECOND ISSUE MIGHT BE CONTROVERSIAL, BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT I GIVE NO FUCKS AND IT ALREADY FEELS AS FUCKING AWKWARD AS A DEERLING'S FIRST STEPS.
MY BOX IS GETTING KIND OF FULL AND I NEED TO CLEAR SOME OF IT OUT.
THE PROBLEM IS THAT I KEEP GETTING BEASTS FROM DIFFERENT MORONS AS THEY LEAVE THIS ARMPIT UNIVERSE.
I'M LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO TAKE THEM OFF OF MY HANDS BECAUSE I'M SURE THEY'LL DO SOMEONE SOME GOOD OUT THERE.
ONE IS A BLASTOISE AND THE OTHER IS A KINGLER.
THEY'RE BOTH PRETTY STRONG, IF YOU'RE FINE WITH LEVELS BETWEEN 50-67.
I ALREADY HAVE A WARTORTLE AND HAVING A CRAB IN MY ROSTER JUST
WELL LET'S JUST SAY OUT OF ALL OF THE BEASTS I COULD POTENTIALLY OWN, A GODDAMN CRAB IS NOT GOING TO BE ONE OF THEM.

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EITHER OR.
THEY WERE MOSTLY RAISED BY FEFERI, AS A FAIR WANTING.
WHO THE FUCK IS BUNGALOO?

then ill take the blastoise
bungaloo was the egg you gave me
sorry should have been clear on that one

HAVE AT IT, THEN.
I'LL SEND IT TO YOUR PC.
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE BLITZLE THEN.
I STILL PREFER LUXRAY, BUT THEY'RE PRETTY TOUGH TOO.

cool
yeah i am
i still dont know much about this but yeah i noticed while watching the tournament what was working and what wasnt
johns team is mondo slow

THAT'S BECAUSE HE HAS MOSTLY GHOSTS AND SHIT.
I DON'T FAVOR ONE TYPE OVER THE OTHER.

i dont either
but in your opinion whats a balanced team

DUAL TYPES ARE REALLY NICE WHEN YOU CAN FIND THEM.
THE PROBLEM WITH THAT IS YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE SURE THAT THE TWO TYPES DON'T CREATE ONE SUPER WEAKNESS.
MY TEAM CONSISTS OF GROWLITHE, CROBAT, LUXRAY, MIGHTYENA, HAXORUS, AND ESPEON.
I MIGHT TRADE OUT A BIT WITH A DRAGONAIR, ALTARIA, AND SCRAFTY FROM TIME TO TIME.
OKAY, SO I MIGHT FAVOR DRAGONS A LITTLE.
THAT'S MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY HAVE A MAJOR RESISTANCE AGAINST ELECTRIC, WATER, AND FIRE.
I ALSO TEND TO COVER MY ASS BY OFFERING UP A LOT OF TM MOVES
BECAUSE I AM KIND OF LOADED, REALLY.
ANYWAY, NO ONE SINGLE TYPE CAN TAKE OUT MY ENTIRE TEAM AND CHANCES ARE THAT EVEN IF I DON'T HAVE A TYPE ADVANTAGE, ONE OF THE MOVIES MY BEASTS KNOW WILL.
THAT'S REALLY WHAT A GOOD BALANCE IS.
I HAVE SPEED DEMONS AND POWERHOUSES.
NO, SERIOUSLY.
WILL'S DRAGON CLAW IS A REALLY, REALLY POWERFUL MOVE.

oh cool
i actually picked up a dratini and am putting her through her paces
seems like a nice addition to what ive got so far
so the name of the game here is to provide good resistance and speed to keep things going and let you react fast
while surprising the shit out of people by what your team knows
now this i can do
actually if im completely honest here
and i feel like being
sounds like every fight i ever had with bro
there was some predictable parts sure but he always found ways to wreck my shit in ways that he never did before
taking notes here
uh thanks man

ANOTHER GOOD STRATEGY IS TO START TO TEACH YOUR TEAM TO ATTACK WITHOUT SPEAKING.
I WHISTLE, MOSTLY.
A DIFFERENT TYPE OF WHISTLE FOR EACH ATTACK.

thats actually pretty fucking cool

SOME KID NAMED LINK PASSED THAT ONE ONTO ME.

smart dude
i think ill take it under advisement

IT'S WORKED OUT WELL FOR ME, IF THAT MEANS ANYTHING.

yeah i figure you only endorse things you feel are effective
just trying to figure out what spin ill put on it

IF YOU USE RAP LYRICS, I AM INVESTING IN EARPLUGS.

not what i was thinking ok
people could figure that out

THAT'S A RELIEF AT LEAST.

it would be way too much to memorize and coming up with new rap on the fly would just lead to shoddy material
rap needs to simmer quietly in the pot as you stir in new ingredients
get it just right