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[usedshooshpap]

[ when the feed clicks on, it only shows one thing. Ventus and Vanitas propped up. in bed. sleeping. ]

Since this place is getting new blood in all of the fucking time, I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to present a lesson about the mechanics of how this stupid place works.

Behold upon your screen, if you dare, at the deceptively innocent faces of these two bulgesuckers. They have fallen into a sleep that they cannot be roused from.

[ just to demonstrate this fact... Karkat has a squirt gun and is shooting Vanitas and Ventus in the face with it. nope. not even stirring. ]

Get used to it. It could very well happen to you. They could be experiencing memories from their home world.

Either way, Ventus and Vanitas are out of commission for fuck knows how long and up to a week, maybe. If you need them, leave a goddamn message on their Gears since I am no fucking message boy.

That's it. Move along with your worthless lives now.

Comments

[Video]

[feelofmisfortune]

Could thwow a chicken at them? That's usually one way to get someone up.

[he's making crude jokes in his mind with this, but he is telling the truth! Chickens wake people up pretty quickly.]

[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

Nah. They're essentially comatose.

[Video]

[feelofmisfortune]

[He's grinning wildly.] I highly advise still thwoing a chicken at 'em.

[It'll be hilarious.]

[Video]

[papshooshing]

Not sure that you'll find a fucking cluckbeast around here.

[Video]

[feelofmisfortune]

Nothin' similar, either? The fish and the balverween are pwetty close.

[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

I have no idea what the fuck a balverween is.

[Video]

[feelofmisfortune]

They're humans that get all angwy and twansform into wolf-things.

[Just so you know.]

Vewy violent.

[Video]

[usedshooshpap]

What the fuck is with that accent?

[Video]

[feelofmisfortune]

Speech impediment. [He coughs and concentrates.] Can't wreally say my 'r's vewry well [and then stops, not being assed] well, not unless I concentwate anyway.

[Video]

[papshooshing]

It's fucking atrocious is what it is.