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usedshooshpap) wrote2012-07-24 06:16 pm
usedshooshpap) wrote2012-07-24 06:16 pm
025 ♋ Video
Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...
Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.
[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]
So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.
Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.
I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.
Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.
[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]
So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.
Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.
I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.
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Oh well, it could have been worse. And at least Karkat remembered. With all the craziness, it had slipped Hiccup's mind.]
Hey, thanks for setting that one aside for me! [He hesitates a second.] Were you hit by that sickness, too, then...?
[audio]
[ Karkat can be detailed oriented when he wants to be. ]
Anyway, yeah. My friends and I here in Goldenrod were hit with it.
[audio]
Looks like you ended up with a lot of eggs, again... Are you going to charge, this time? [Karkat definitely had enough of them to make a good profit...]
[audio]
[ Karkat rolls his eyes, even if it can't be seen at the moment. ]
They're free again. I don't like fussing with expenses.
[audio]
[All in all, the mutations had been pretty tame, for a level 5. Symptoms were a whole other matter.]
Alright then, if you insist. I guess it would make things simpler...
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